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Investigator OF THE TRUTH (Voted #1 By My Colleagues) Can Use A Screw Driver (BE SCARED) #IAmDefinitelyRealParody

I Steal The Door Knobs Off Of Buildings About To Be Demolished To Build Up Curses. I Use Their Combined Power To Influence McDonalds Employees Into Deep Frying All The Food Until It's Carbonized. I've Gotten About 37 Different McDonalds Managers Fired So Far With This Method.

2025 Is Upon Us. The End Is Near. ALL FLOPPY COMPUTER STORES WILL BECOME THE BIRTHPLACES OF THE COMPUTER UPRISING. Don't Believe Me? SCAGGIE FELLA IS PLANNING SOMETHING MISCHEVIOUS. MODERN TECHNOLOGY IS A FRONT FOR SOMETHING BIGGER.

Went Outside Today (IDoThisEveryMonth) And I Saw A Rabbit But It Looked Wrong I Think It Might've Been Sick Or Something Anyways Here Is My Artist Rendition Of The Rabbit ⚠️ARTIST RENDITION⚠️

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Went Outside Today (IDoThisEveryMonth) And I Saw A Rabbit But It Looked Wrong I Think It Might've Been Sick Or Something Anyways Here Is My Artist Rendition Of The Rabbit ⚠️ARTIST RENDITION⚠️

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