Gonna go out on a limb here and guess that this top 10 list with three entries -- labeled 4, 2, and 2 -- might have been written by AI
donnie and the amazing technicolor jeffcoat
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You knew me as shoegays, bizmarkiedesade, sleepgolem, raingolem, etc. I like heavy metal, sumo, RPGs, pro wrestling, and communism. http://noencores.neocities.org
the only white guys I will accept are character actors give me a character actor bond
The Independent@the-independent.com · 10h agoJames Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’
Got some jalapeño poppers at the store, but I don't think you breathe these in Do they just go directly in your asshole or what
So does polling just not work now or what
My copy of Procedural arrived, including a fancy lanyard badge from the Department of Murder Department
Got some jalapeño poppers at the store, but I don't think you breathe these in Do they just go directly in your asshole or what
Nurses always have the coolest tattoos
I would never convict.
Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · yesterdayin insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdfG... this is real cute. bunch of seniors playing mahjong just walking by like "huh?" as this DJ plays a mix of like Chinese folk and hip-hop mashups (and a rogue Mulan track lol)
Chinese Club Mix at a Senior Center | Chinese Folk, Jersey Club, Hip-Hop & More
YouTube video by AZURE
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This article where the body text somehow got interpreted as headline is what it's like when my dad talks about movies or TV
Google News likes showing me articles about quarterly results from Jazz Pharmaceuticals, a company whose name sounds like it means "weed gummies"
I was thinking about how weird it is that I can have social anxiety but absolutely love performing karaoke, like it's a cheat code around it all, but the more I think about it, "EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO THIS THING I LIKE" is kind of just a super-aggressive form of autism, so maybe that's it
unless you get the real high-end pervert shit, Anker probably makes a better version of any consumer electronic thing you have
Elizabeth Picciuto@epicciuto.bsky.social · 2d agoWhat is your favorite example of when the cheap version of a product is legit better than the expensive one?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8cQ... youtube threw this at me, and hey, good call, algorithm two beasts that are physical as all fuck but still do some really technical sumo (for non-sumo people, Takayasu on the left still competes 15 years later)
Takayasu vs Tochinoshin - All Bouts Compilation
YouTube video by Don Don
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"the fight isn't left and right; it's top and bottom" okay but that's literally left and right
hey weirdo why didn’t you reply to me telling you to fuck off? and why haven’t you fucked off and/or ate shit?
Sometimes I want to lure the "yesss" engagement bait account into yessing something horrific but that would require posting that and I don't really want to make a second account just to post offensive things to bait someone else to appear to approve of them
bsky will be like "the admech is soooo cool" but then a guy becomes a toasterfucker IRL and suddenly we got a problem
Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · 3d agoI’m reading that Hank Green’s wife and his brother who is also a famous person both had an intervention with him about his ai use This guy wasn’t using it to search, or grammar check
#freemovieideas A slasher movie where actor Donald Glover, as himself, lures people into hideous industrial accidents D.GLOVER
I'm sorry but that water tower is entirely too sassy to be wasted on fewer than 2,500 people Serving more cunt than residents
New town every hour@townsusa.bsky.social · 3d agoLomira, Wisconsin Pop: 2,450 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lomira,_Wisconsin Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=52517339 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=12680668 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=53821386
begging WW to stop putting that one guy in all their actual plays
AEW picked up Motor City Machine Guns, tag team veterans who inexplicably joined WWE for like a year before WWE remembered they don't do tag teams
a fun thing when talking with a doctor is when you're trying to learn about what's happening to you and read some shit online and then you gotta like tone down the knowledge you picked up because the second they catch a whiff of internet on your breath you must be a hypochondriac or drug-seeker
when people are just making idle chitchat, they're probably looking for a yes-and save the "I reject your base assumptions" for shit that invites (or needs) debate
my doctor told me to get hydrocortisone cream but his penmanship is terrible and I got hydrocortisol instead and now I'm just stressed out about drowning