Benjamin
@bjchi.bsky.social
The blonde Inside Out dad 👨🏼 31 | Chicago ‘burbs📍 Definitely NSFW 🔞
Guys someone lent me their walker to scoot around on and it’s OVER for you bitches. It’s a game changer.
no cheating post your lock screen
Jerry (ptown 8/4-9)@coachjerry.dad · 2d agono cheating post your lock screen
If anyone knee-ds me, I’ll be on the couch 😉 (Surgery went well 🙌)
Benjamin@bjchi.bsky.social · 6d agoNoon tomorrow ✅ New ACL ✨🦵✨
I’m in an Tesla Uber and the lady is using autopilot to drive. I’m also positive that she’s nodding off. What rating should I give her? 😒
FLIGHT GOT CANCELLED ❌ Literally was there for hours 😒😠😤
Benjamin@bjchi.bsky.social · last wk.Batten down the hatches Philly bloomfs 😬
Batten down the hatches Philly bloomfs 😬
Benjamin@bjchi.bsky.social · last wk.Philly can we not be *too* gross tomorrow? I need to be in you… for work of course.
if you see this, quote a pic of yourself in sunglasses
luke@buffyfanboy.bsky.social · last wk.if you see this, quote a pic of yourself in sunglasses x
Philly can we not be *too* gross tomorrow? I need to be in you… for work of course.
Props to my company’s social admin “forgetting” to switch out the pride banner on LinkedIn 🫡
I feel like creating an alt would be pointless for me. Too many of ya’ll have see too much. 😅
New surgeon (which I like) had a cancellation sooooo knee surgery is happening NEXT FRI 😳
Benjamin@bjchi.bsky.social · 4w ago✨Guess who’s getting knee surgery?✨ (Also maybe another surgeon cuz this guy’s vibe was off during the initial appt today 😅) (Also might have to wait till August 😑)