BJ Colangelo

@bjcolangelo.bsky.social

Purveyor of Dismissed Cinema | PanCan Survivor | Author | Fat Lesbian Wife | Fangoria & /Film | Co-Host of This Ends at Prom Podcast | Mouthy Midwest Broad in L.A.

My extensive oral surgery means I’m going to be on a liquid to soft foods only diet until next year. I’ve already noticed a change in my body so consider this a PSA: If you compliment me on weight loss, I will kick you in the back of the knees the next time you try and step off a curb. 🥰

There are and will always be fans who take things too far, but we need to question who benefits from painting an entire fandom (dominated by women and queer people) that has data-supported proof of their devotion contributing to a better world as "cringe." www.slashfilm.com/2228965/heat...

The Most Rabid Fanbase On The Internet Is Actually Making The World A Better Place - SlashFilm

Not all internet fandoms are bad: Heated Rivalry fans are making the world a better place through grassroots fundraising.

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ATTN THEATRE KIDS & SPEECH THERAPISTS: I need your best exercises for a lisp. I have to do some public speaking very soon and after oral surgery, my "s" sounds are kicking my ass. Note: I got a full arch replacement so there IS a new piece on behind my teeth that my tongue is getting used to.

I promise I'll stop sharing this soon, but we're really close to completing the current phase and I (think) unlocking the final stretch. This cost about what I make in a year as a freelance writer. Anything helps, even a share. <3 www.gofundme.com/f/bj-needs-a...

Donate to BJ Needs A New Mouth (Keep Her Yappin'), organized by Amelia Emberwing

If you're reading this, you're not new to the fact that eventually the "pass … Amelia Emberwing needs your support for BJ Needs A New Mouth (Keep Her Yappin')

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YOUNG FARTS TRILER PARTS has taught me I would THRIVE in Alberta. I also love it and need everyone to watch it so I can talk about it with other people. I love this show so much. It’s like Jackass meets Letterkenny meets Duck Dynasty (if the family didn’t suck).

The poster for Young Farts Trailer Parts on Prime Video.

Casual reminder that the original plan for Ben Shapiro's "Lady Ballers" was for it to be an undercover documentary where dudes sign up to compete in women's sports, only to find out that places that allow trans athletes to compete actually have rules and standards.

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Ben Shapiro spends his entire show mocking the WNBA and its players. Including a montage his team put together of missed shots at the All-Star game which he laughs at. It's incredible how much transphobia can just let you be an open misogynist.

Just had my first check up. It turns out the radiation erosion also impacted my upper jaw. Every time she tried to put one of the implant sites in — MY UPPER JAWBONE WOULD SPLIT OPEN HORIZONTALLY. So that’s why my surgery took so long. They had to stuff my skull with bone graft.

The first HP movie is turning 25 and the HBO show is coming out at Christmas. Get ready to be very fucking disappointed by A LOT of your favorite brands/companies for the rest of the year because the collabs are going to be coming fast and furious.

Welp. Woke up, and I've finally regained sensation in most parts of my face, which means I am in THROBBING pain and no longer able to go to the in-person screening I was cleared last night to attend. I know this is part of recovery, but I am heartbroken.

“Without the nuances of Morton’s performance, the Circe scene as written by Nolan is rooted in men’s questionable fear of being accused of violence against women rather than the tragedy of how women navigate that very real threat to our lives.” My latest. www.vulture.com/article/circ...

The Odyssey’s Circe Is the Best Female Character Nolan Has Ever Written

Nolan’s never been great at writing women, but what doesn’t exist on the page Samantha Morton conjures through a tricksy, powerhouse performance.

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I know this makes me sound like the fun police, but I struggle to engage with all the memes of scenes from The Odyssey because they mostly come from people recording movies in theaters, and the "clout" they get only incentivizes more people to keep fucking doing it.

Congratulations to Rye Lane, Alien: Romulus, and The Long Walk on the streaming boosts they’re going to get this weekend. If only all the actors received appropriate residuals from that!!!