My extensive oral surgery means I’m going to be on a liquid to soft foods only diet until next year. I’ve already noticed a change in my body so consider this a PSA: If you compliment me on weight loss, I will kick you in the back of the knees the next time you try and step off a curb. 🥰
BJ Colangelo
@bjcolangelo.bsky.social
Purveyor of Dismissed Cinema | PanCan Survivor | Author | Fat Lesbian Wife | Fangoria & /Film | Co-Host of This Ends at Prom Podcast | Mouthy Midwest Broad in L.A.
There are and will always be fans who take things too far, but we need to question who benefits from painting an entire fandom (dominated by women and queer people) that has data-supported proof of their devotion contributing to a better world as "cringe." www.slashfilm.com/2228965/heat...
The Most Rabid Fanbase On The Internet Is Actually Making The World A Better Place - SlashFilm
Not all internet fandoms are bad: Heated Rivalry fans are making the world a better place through grassroots fundraising.
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CONDUCTING MY FIRST (virtual) INTERVIEW SINCE SURGERY. PROGRESS, BAYBEEEEE!
CHOMPERS UPDATE: If these are my temps I cannot WAIT to see my permanents (in 4-6 months 🫠)
ATTN THEATRE KIDS & SPEECH THERAPISTS: I need your best exercises for a lisp. I have to do some public speaking very soon and after oral surgery, my "s" sounds are kicking my ass. Note: I got a full arch replacement so there IS a new piece on behind my teeth that my tongue is getting used to.
Hey babes 🖤 I know we all just paid rent, but we're officially just $10K away from paying off @bjcolangelo.bsky.social's surgery IN FULL. www.gofundme.com/f/bj-needs-a...
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The only ICE CREAM MAN movie I recognize stars Clint Howard, and I’ve got a booklet essay as part of this release!
August line-up is 🔥JUST🔥THAT🔥HOT🔥 VS brings ICE CREAM MAN, OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN, and BLOODY PSYCHO. VSA's got FACES OF DEATH III, and VSL presents THE FIRST DEADLY SIN. Finally, Iconoscope's got DEATH OF A CHEERLEADER + THE DISAPPEARANCE! 🏖️ Check them all out at the Vinegar Syndrome site! 🏖️
Warped Tour Long Beach fam, please take a look and help spread the word: www.reddit.com/r/warpedtour...
From the warpedtour community on Reddit: Did anyone catch what happened sometime after Gnash by Thrice to this person?
Explore this post and more from the warpedtour community
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This is how everyone talking about the Wicker trailer sounds like to me.
I promise I'll stop sharing this soon, but we're really close to completing the current phase and I (think) unlocking the final stretch. This cost about what I make in a year as a freelance writer. Anything helps, even a share. <3 www.gofundme.com/f/bj-needs-a...
Donate to BJ Needs A New Mouth (Keep Her Yappin'), organized by Amelia Emberwing
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I loved I WANT YOUR SEX. Long live Araki. (ignore the headline. seo requirement. whatever. you know the drill) www.slashfilm.com/2226869/i-wa...
This 2026 Comedy Aims To Anger Everyone — And Explore Gen Z In The Process - SlashFilm
I Want Your Sex, starring Olivia Wilde, is one of Gregg Araki’s most invigorating films, where mistakes matter but aren't the end of the story.
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YOUNG FARTS TRILER PARTS has taught me I would THRIVE in Alberta. I also love it and need everyone to watch it so I can talk about it with other people. I love this show so much. It’s like Jackass meets Letterkenny meets Duck Dynasty (if the family didn’t suck).
Casual reminder that the original plan for Ben Shapiro's "Lady Ballers" was for it to be an undercover documentary where dudes sign up to compete in women's sports, only to find out that places that allow trans athletes to compete actually have rules and standards.
Ben Shapiro spends his entire show mocking the WNBA and its players. Including a montage his team put together of missed shots at the All-Star game which he laughs at. It's incredible how much transphobia can just let you be an open misogynist.
The only America I’m proud of is Ferrera.
NEW EP: REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES w/ @moviemija.bsky.social Let’s talk about familial obligation, generational body issues, growing up Latina, and dissect the parallels of the film with Lady Bird. Listen wherever you get your podcasts!
Just had my first check up. It turns out the radiation erosion also impacted my upper jaw. Every time she tried to put one of the implant sites in — MY UPPER JAWBONE WOULD SPLIT OPEN HORIZONTALLY. So that’s why my surgery took so long. They had to stuff my skull with bone graft.
Chompers update: bruising and swelling have gone down. Still can’t smile. But TEEF.
The first HP movie is turning 25 and the HBO show is coming out at Christmas. Get ready to be very fucking disappointed by A LOT of your favorite brands/companies for the rest of the year because the collabs are going to be coming fast and furious.
We made a video for my song Break Free which is about dopamine, doomscrolling, and the radical act of putting your phone down, so you can ironically watch now on your phone and look for the John Carpenter easter egg 😎 www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tRE...
Dorina - Break Free (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Dorina
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Doing a full series rewatch of LETTERKENNY because it's just as healing as pain medication.
Hmmm Sure
ALT: Hmmm Sure
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Welp. Woke up, and I've finally regained sensation in most parts of my face, which means I am in THROBBING pain and no longer able to go to the in-person screening I was cleared last night to attend. I know this is part of recovery, but I am heartbroken.
I hope y’all are ready to hear me talk about elephants because ya girl has commentary track for TUSK!
Been VERY hard keeping news of this Jodo box under wraps, but its now on pre-order from old mates at Umbie. Includes critical extras from @joshnelsonfilm.bsky.social @bjcolangelo.bsky.social @sabinastent.bsky.social @mdconterio.bsky.social + more, and my brand new video essay on Santa Sangre!
The hardest part about recovering from my full-mouth extraction surgery is that smiling/laughing hurts, and I live with @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social. It is literally painful to be around her unfiltered funny.
“Without the nuances of Morton’s performance, the Circe scene as written by Nolan is rooted in men’s questionable fear of being accused of violence against women rather than the tragedy of how women navigate that very real threat to our lives.” My latest. www.vulture.com/article/circ...
The Odyssey’s Circe Is the Best Female Character Nolan Has Ever Written
Nolan’s never been great at writing women, but what doesn’t exist on the page Samantha Morton conjures through a tricksy, powerhouse performance.
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It’s 2026 and the closest we’ve ever gotten to book-accurate Carrie White was a throwaway gag on THE DREW CAREY SHOW.
No surprise here, but FURIOUS with Emmy Rossum is very much For Me.
Guest host @bjcolangelo.bsky.social on why someone, anyone, should do a CHERRY FALLS remake! 🍒 While you wait for this week's X-RAY with @sharai.bsky.social (dropping later today) please take a moment to catch up with our past episodes, especially this one!
I know this makes me sound like the fun police, but I struggle to engage with all the memes of scenes from The Odyssey because they mostly come from people recording movies in theaters, and the "clout" they get only incentivizes more people to keep fucking doing it.
Had to make the hard decision to forego doing interviews for TEENAGE SEX & DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA and I WANT YOUR SEX because my mouth isn't healed enough to be speaking yet. This is a huge blow for me. www.gofundme.com/f/bj-needs-a...
Donate to BJ Needs A New Mouth (Keep Her Yappin'), organized by Amelia Emberwing
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Congratulations to Rye Lane, Alien: Romulus, and The Long Walk on the streaming boosts they’re going to get this weekend. If only all the actors received appropriate residuals from that!!!