If I were a Survivor contestant, I would say funny jokes all the time, and when they try to vote me out I'd say "nooooo u can't do that im just a silly guy" and then win
I dont get theme parks. If I wanted to wait in line I'd just go to the DMV where it's FREE
fucked up that you can eat at a portillos in dallas. misappropriation of chicagoan culture has gone too far
the existence of summer implies the existence of the seasons differencemer, productmer, and quotientmer
timing my shits at work to maximize aura farming the office when the boss is around while also minimizing the probability of another spider encounter
that bug game i started 6 months ago is no longer gonna be made for vrchat. tired of jumping through all of vrc's weird hoops im going to try making projects in Basis now
there i was, shitting at work, when i saw something moving out of the corner of my eye it was a spider the size of my thumb, sloooooowly descending from the ceiling, about 6 inches from my face
i wanted to do a little recreational captcha, but apparently thats illegal in 2025
im done with comedy. going to make tragedy videos now. first one is titled "accidentally dropping your last tendie on the dirty floor of a raising canes"
tbh if the swiss army showed up here at my door, i'd invite them to go drinking with me too
Benjamin@benjaminschneider.ch · last yr.Swiss army stop accidentally invading Liechtenstein challenge (impossible)
hopping chill worlds in vrchat is like jumping between showrooms in ikea
millenial humor is slowly becoming indistinguishable from boomer humor