Problematic sage gap. None in the garden to make stuffing for the roast chicken.

A Wooloo Called Holly@mockwooloo.bsky.social · 12h ago

Problematic Page gap. Elliot's lost a tooth and it's spoiling continuity in his latest film.

Listening to Aaron Rowe now because I'd never heard of him before he quit the Ed Sheeran tour (am too middle aged) And you know what, he's very good.

Lmao just Spineless Ed and his guitar left then. What a colossal fuck-up by him.

This whole referendum is gonna be them losing and then whining that it was fixed and that the liberals rigged it and there's no democracy or free speech any more because of woke.

Polling Canada@canadianpolling.bsky.social · 3d ago

Alberta separatism continues to struggle, with nearly 7-in-10 Albertans saying they would vote to stay in Canada

Probably because the media is stirring shit up as usual

YouGov@yougov.co.uk · 4d ago

YouGov most important issues tracker, 12-14 September 2026 Immigration: 49% (+1 from 5-7 Sep) Economy: 46% (-4) Defence: 32% (+5) Health: 27% (+1) Welfare: 21% (+1) Crime: 19% (-1) Environment: 19% (-1) Housing: 17% (+1) Tax: 14% (=) Europe: 12% (=) yougov.com/en-gb/tracke...

Okay wait so in the Emperor's New Clothes he believes smart people see the fancy suit but stupid people see right through it so he went outside believing that all his dumbest subjects were about to see his whole dick and balls and that was fine.

Yeah, I thought the same thing. They can look like the good guys for shutting it all down, but we all know the only thing they really care about is money. If it was profitable to let most of us die then they would do it, as long as they still had people left to clean their houses & cook their food.

Michael Spicer@michaelspicer.bsky.social · 6d ago

I cannot tell you what absolute fiction this is. AI is heading for a crash and this cackhanded Terminator narrative is being engineered to save them. The fact that the unsubstantiated testimony of a former employee has been the top story on BBC News all day is absurd and irresponsible.

5 Things I feared as a kid in the 80s 1. The creepy statue at church 2. Spiders (but I love them now) 3. The witches that were definitely under my bed 4. Bigfoot 5. Bloody Mary

Jeannie Warner@jeanniewarner.bsky.social · 5d ago

5 Things I feared as a kid in the 70s 1. The Blob coming through my bedroom window 2. Having to jump out of 2nd story window if there was a fire 3. Quicksand 4. Bees (I was swarmed once) 5. Sleestacks

Put a cap on political "donations" (we all know they are bribes) or stfu www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

Reform could face action over £72m crypto donations, Rayner warns

The housing secretary was reacting to two £36m donations to Nigel Farage’s party in 48 hours

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Oh that's easy, Churchill (the insurance dog), Tommeh, and Thatcher reimagined as a giant handbag

Nick Pettigrew@nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 7d ago

I see people are complaining about the new statue on the 4th plinth in Trafalgar Square, euphemistically suggesting it's not 'in keeping' with the statues on the other 3 plinths. I would bet 50p & my left nut that these people could not tell you who the statues on the other plinths actually are.

For scale: Maple continues to grow under the loving, watchful eye of Kindia, and is approximately 9 butter tarts long 🍁🦛 Did you know? First introduced in Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan in 1909, robinhoodbaking has been a familiar name in Canadian kitchens for generations 🇨🇦

My tomatoes fucking suck this year, so much rain 😭 allll the blight 🌱 I'm just hoping for one to ripen so I can at least save some seeds for next year

Was it their tweets with instructions on how to get fake passports & escape a country to evade prosecution? Lol

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · last wk.

MIAMI (AP) — Federal judge in Miami rules the Tate brothers must remain in custody as they fight extradition to the UK.

You know what, the Cathars were right. This is a hell planet. (TW for details about child sexual assault)

Jezebel@jezebeldotcom.bsky.social · last wk.

A spokesperson for the financier called the disturbing allegations of a violent assault “totally made up, entirely uncorroborated” www.jezebel.com/so-billionai...

Monty 😭 he will definitely be missed 🌱 www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...

Monty Don steps down from Gardeners’ World after more than 20 years

Don has ‘inspired and guided millions’ since joining the programme in 2003

independent.co.uk

That AI hockey video of Carney & Trump was NOT posted by Trump himself, the screen recording has been doctored. Fact check everything, avoid rage bait and misinformation. ca.news.yahoo.com/trump-carney...

Trump-Carney AI hockey video stirs anger while racking up views

A video shared by a popular account supportive of President Trump on the social platform X that depicts him repeatedly beating Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney with a hockey stick has gained tracti...

ca.news.yahoo.com

This is why people who water their lawns are losers. Grass recovers from a drought quickly. If you live in an area that gets very little rain, ie the desert, then a lawn looks stupid anyway and I'm gonna judge you for not having a cool xeriscape 🌱

#GardensHour@gardenshour.bsky.social · 2w ago

If you’re in the UK, especially the south…. Grass is GREEN again! I am amazed how quickly that happened, the field I walk my dog most days has gone from brown to green in just two weeks! #GardensHour

I want the Prime Minister to look into a TV camera and say the RNLI are heroes, that we do not change policy by street violence in this country, and that he expects any criminal action to face the full force of the law. That's it. That's all he has to do.

Got 10 mins into that netflix 9/11 documentary and had to stop. That feeling of dread came back like I had when it was happening. Gonna have to watch the rest later.

Sure sounds like a terrorist group but I think they have to spray paint a plane before the government will do anything

Sunder Katwala (sundersays)@sundersays.bsky.social · last mo.

Danmy Tommo, a sidekick of Tommy Robinson with a penchant for incitement in flashpoimt moments, gathered 50 blackshirts under some arches in Basimgstoke. He claims to be building a National Resistance Movement to take matters into its own hands, foregoing protest for direct actiom & confrontation

Yet another post where I don't know if it's real or not, satire is dead

Nick Pettigrew@nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 2w ago

People keep posting this saying it looks a bit like fascist uniforms from sci fi films seemingly ignoring the fact in the actual text it says it was inspired by the Starship Troopers uniform worn by actual fascists in the film. There's no subtext here.

"Disgruntled lesbians" is a great name for a band

Nate Pentz@natepentz.bsky.social · 2w ago

Hell yea.

@aussieinto.bsky.social got accused of being Australian twice today (and one NZ) so I tried an accent guesser and apparently I'm from London. Which is not in Australia.

I like these ideas but the politicians would never go for it because they like being rich

Russ Jones@russincheshire.bsky.social · 2w ago

Reform show how fucked up political finance is. But I guarantee Labour will be embarrassed over some skeevy donor at some point. Failing to act on this is just inviting scandal, resignations, distrust and collapse of govt. Again. So here are some interconnected ideas to fix it.

Foreign donations are illegal, but British billionaires shouldn’t be able to buy influence either. 83% think the rich use donations for personal gain. Andy Burnham must keep his promise to cap them not backtrack yet again

Good morning from Reform UK’s party conference in Birmingham where earlier today this delegate had his sword confiscated

Yeah, my experience was the same. Sexism from all sides & you were expected to join in with the joke. I do not miss the music industry one bit. www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...

What happened to the women of the Noughties indie sleaze scene?

The Noughties indie scene sold itself as young, rebellious and outside the mainstream, but its mythology was overwhelmingly male, Janine Warren remembers. Now, as the era is revived through anniversar...

independent.co.uk

Hilroy to remove additional province from map of Canada every year until demands met

Hilroy to remove additional province from map of Canada every year until demands met

MISSISSAUGA, ON – Earlier this week Canadians noticed that Hilroy had excluded Newfoundland and Cape Breton from the map of Canada on the cover of their latest notebooks. Today, the company confirmed ...

thebeaverton.com

Also 99% of them are "make a to-do list and try harder"

Anon Opin@anonopin.bsky.social · 2w ago

Self-help books are 10x longer than necessary. Authors pad them out because readers would consider the appropriate length not worth the money

Day 2 of the school term and I've already broken my daughter's brand new lunchbox 😩