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i just ate a bowl of Total with a banana in it, if anybody needs me i'll be downtown throwing Corvettes at Doctor Octopus
"One of us is going to leave" said the 81-year-old man
Mediaite@mediaite.com · 3d agoJames Carville Tells Fox News He’s Out of the Democratic Party if Hasan Piker Stays: ‘One of Us is Going to Leave’
my good friend Carmine St. Pierre will be appearing on HANGING WITH DOCTOR Z LIVE with special guests Haley Joel Osment, Edi Patterson and the legendary PAUL WILLIAMS at Dynasty Typewriter this Sunday if you're into that sort of thing
quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Jared Leto's Garage
i know ACAB but that didn't stop my wife and i from watching every episode of every season of Homicide Hunter and Homicide Hunter: American Detective
i smoked some jazz lettuce and got explosive Chick Corea FOLKS
(Sonic Youth pastor voice) you know who else knew a secret or two about Goo
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains
Blerrmonfae@blerrytime1.bsky.social · last wk.Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains
i'm at Comic-Con, come up and say hi! i'm dressed like Brian Posehn
i thought of a parody of Voyagers! called Dowagers! and pictured two old ladies falling through that time tunnel in the opening credits and started laughing really hard and my wife got mad at me because she's cleaning
Baby Hitler (holstering Luger): Well, well, well. Looky what we have here, boys… another time machine! (Baby Hitler and Nazis laugh in German)
had a dream i was in The Libertines and i knew how to play all the songs and we were about to do a big show but first we had to do a meet and greet with a bunch of loud drunk influencers and as we were walking into the room i thought fuck this and woke up
took the 13yo to see The Odyssey today, we loved it. it was very loud
i'm on the MAD REWIND panel with a delightful bunch of MAD TV alums at Comic-Con this Saturday July 25th if you're into that sort of thing
go woke, go $120 million domestic and $257 million worldwide
(David Letterman voice) Jimothy, Jarnathan. Jarnathan, Jimothy
it's funny how completely irrelevant and totally forgotten Lindsey Graham is and it hasn't even been a week, what a legacy
