Blake Bortles
@blakebortles.bsky.social
Former Quarterback. Current Golfer. Future Unlimited.
People keep asking - it was the tournament not the trophy
I'm not one to kiss and tell but I made love to the World Cup last night and it was so beautiful
I'm not one to kiss and tell but I made love to the World Cup last night and it was so beautiful
I have been throwing 2,500 passes a day. Every day. Just in case a city needed a hero to step in. Denver, I'm ready. Let's win a Super Bowl. #Broncos #Nix #Unretired #BortlesToTheRescue
I didn't "hold you back." I just wanted you to be the most mature kid in your grade. You'll thank me once you get to high school.
So in 17 the Jags had an awesome defense and you told us Bortles held us back; I remember hating reading that and fearing you were right (spoiler alert: you were right). Tell it to me straight, is Lawrence the problem? Like, after five years, have we eliminated every possible confounding variable?
To the one who truly gets me: I will cherish every moment. I welcome every new dawn. A New Year, A New Us. I LOVE YOU FLO FROM PROGRESSIVE!!! ♥️♥️♥️
At the Dog Show as a backup! I have multiple dog treats on my mouth and ready to run!
Couldn't get a tee time at Sawgrass this morning so snuck on and played at 2am. Shot a 281.
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
I volunteer as tribute. After the Super Bowl, I shall be consumed on national television. #thisismyflesh
Pop-Tarts Bowl to feature 3 edible mascots, game MVP to pick which gets eaten: "Fans are hungry for more," the Pop-Tarts director of marketing said after the viral success of last year's campaign.
All Aboard the Bortles Train. 100% fueled by GOOD VIBES! Destination: Funtown, U.S.A.