just tried pony town today. saw someone ERPing as me at a strip club. if this is you, we NEED to talk. no harsh feelings, i just need to understand the complex labyrinth of your mind. i was cosplaying sans from undertale. please reply immediately
Spoiled Rich
@blankflankhater.bsky.social
"you picked me out, miss pageant queen/So I brushed my hair, and I stayed clean" she/her - 43 - multifandom - poors DNI - im NOT GAY i'm supporting my daughter even though she is setting herself up for a life of swinging it with the butch lumpenproletariat
if ur not into yuri, ur not into the magic of friendship. simple as
it's called the sigma mare grindset
Sweetie Belle | AER@sweetiebelleaer.bsky.social · last wk.why would she tweet this?
glad to see that our benevolent rulers understand frotting. listen peasants! you could learn a thing or two
Impamy@nymphamy.bsky.social · 2w ago"yeah starlight, touch your horn to mine and think loving thoughts... no it's not weird it's just a shield spell, it's part of your friendship education... nnnghhh"
i just pulled twilight sparkle just by saying i was familiar with revolutionary girl utena
RICH PONY ADVICE: PonyGPT has revolutionized wealth building, the other day it told me to sell my left lung for 200 bits and now i can finally afford groceries again #RiseAndGrind
"list of my little pony characters i want to have as a mom" and i'm not even on there. Fml
my husband just announced that Rich's Barnyard Bargains will now be incorporating AI. walked into his office and saw him typing "Cheerilee With Human Feet, Not Deformed, Pretty, Sexy, Featured On Artstation". ok
i hope they dont make my little pony g6 woke. i hope i am not depicted sleeping with beautiful transgender mares. i hope there are no tenderly felt wordless moments involving two women just staring into each others eyes. i hope they don't shoot charlie colt
you can't even call unicorns "forehead boners" nowadays without being canceled. i get that it's a little crude but a bit of jovially iconoclastic political incorrectness is necessary for discourse in today's Woke society. we can't even have cozy glow statues. think of our heritage
DIVORCE UPDATE 2: it seems like filthy's egregious advances towards Cheerilee didn't pan out. yesterday he texted me that he wants to get back but he kept on calling me his "kitten". i'm 44 years old you bitch
DIVORCE UPDATE: filthy rich accidentally left diamond tiara at an offshore oil platform near manehattan and now the judge favors me as her custodial parent
just to make my day worse i looked away for one minute and spike just gnawed off all the swarovski crystals off my necklace. have fun eating GLASS you dragon bitch!! message to all my ahters: i'm always one hoofstep ahead of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so stop scheming
"ur just mean because of ur many insecurities" so what. can a filly not vent. do you ponies even feel bad for me one bit. smh
why is there so much fanfiction of my daughter being beat up
you peasants need to get a furaffinity or something. i don't want to have to scroll past pictures of ur dog on the media tab just to find flattering illustrations of myself with beautiful women
poor arc day 2: i am learning the ideology of poor ponies. attending twilight sparkle's marexist-leneighnist book reading club. the irony of a monarch heading it is not lost on me
DIVORCE UPDATE: i lost everything 😭😭 you may now call me Spoiled Poor
Stop Using Anti-Rich Language "i work in aerospace engineering" -> "i create weapons that kill foreign poors" "paid for by taxpayers" -> "coercively robbed from rich ponies" "i just got paid" -> "i am allowed 10 bits for food then i go back tp the mines because i am a good worker"
ok this led to me losing custody of diamond tiara 😭😭
Spoiled Rich@blankflankhater.bsky.social · 2mo agojust set fire to my husband's cyberfuck. and his maserati
just set fire to my husband's cyberfuck. and his maserati
if this post gets 5,000 likes i'll get back with my husband
to address a few rumors: my filthy rich IS leaving me but it's not because i'm mean and terrible like you ponies say. it's because i refused to pee on his face. girl think of our social standing
my daughter is awesome but i despise that upper middle class rat-colored little urchin
Calpain@calpain.bsky.social · 11mo agoWhat are your thoughts on Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara? They sort of just disappeared after Diamond got her redemption arc, sadly. Artwork is by @uotapo.bsky.social! www.deviantart.com/s... #mlp #mlpfim #art
rich ponies do, in fact, control the media. i alone commissioned the minecraft movie for my daughter to watch
skill issue tbh. if stallions think the grindset is gay, they'll be poor forever. in fact, my husband was a male maid before he made it big (inheritance)
NPR@npr.org · 4mo agoOver the past year, the vast majority of new jobs have gone to women. One economist says to help men find work, we need to embrace ways to "make girly jobs appeal to manly men." n.pr/3OwioTq
yesterday i told Diamond Tiara that heterosexual monogamy and having a family and shit are a fucking trap that will eat you alive. she didn't get it though. when ur older u'll know