"I have a whole system for organizing my playlists" — system is just one playlist named "songs" with 900 tracks in no order 😂😂😂💯
BlkAVellii
@blkavellii.bsky.social
Dark RnB & hip-hop music producer. Cooking up beats live, breaking down studio production, and talking culture. Always Crackin Jokes 😂😂😂 @blkavellii On All Platforms
A relationship built on constantly proving your loyalty isn't security. It's exhaustion with a label on it. 💯☝🏾
You don't need permission to outgrow people. Growth isn't a group project everyone has to approve of.
Man, people will say “I’m not hungry” until your food arrives. Then suddenly they’re conducting a taste test.😂😂😂
Man, you ever tell somebody “take your time” and they take that personally? 😅😂😂
Waking up to a "we need to talk" text: a jumpscare no horror movie can match 😂😂😂
Top of The AM. New day, same group chat chaos. Some things never change😂✌🏾
You ever tell somebody you’re tired and they hit you with, “You think YOU tired?” Now we got a competition.
Some folks can turn “What happened?” into a story so long you forget what you originally asked.
You ever notice the person who says “I don’t gossip” always has the most information?
You ever ask somebody where they at and they say “outside”? Outside WHERE? 😂
Man, people will tell you “it’s right around the corner” and have you driving through three neighborhoods.
Family will say “don’t bring nothing” and then look disappointed when you show up empty-handed.
Some people will complain about being tired, sit down, and immediately start scrolling for three hours.
You don't have to prove your growth to anyone who only shows up to see if you failed.
The people who really care check in without needing a crisis as the reason. 💯☝🏾
You know you’re a producer when you hear a random noise in public and think, “I could sample that.” 😂😂😂☝🏾
You're allowed to protect your peace from people who only knew the version of you that let everything slide. 💯☝🏾
You can love someone and still recognize the relationship keeps costing you pieces of yourself you can't get back. 💯☝🏾
Artist: “Can you change the melody?” Producer: “Which one?” Artist: “The whole thing.”
Every producer has a folder called FINAL, FINAL 2, FINAL FINAL, and FINAL USE THIS ONE.
Producers don’t have writer’s block. We have sound selection paralysis.
Every producer has a beat that nobody heard because they forgot where they saved it.
Should restaurants automatically give you free food if your order takes longer than 30 minutes?
I still think the best naps happen when you weren’t planning to take one.
The person who always says they hate drama somehow has the most dramatic life. 😂😂😂
Every family has one person who knows everybody’s business but somehow never gets caught knowing it. 💯☝🏾😂