Bloody Popcorn
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I’m Joanna 👋 Horror. Old TV. Trash TV. John Waters. Buffy. Columbo. Dogs. Cats. A tortoise. Booze. Kids. Sometimes I write stuff. TerrorTweet co-founder (on Discord). Pro-democracy. I curse a lot. She/her Other things: https://linktr.ee/bloodypopcorn
Overheard this morning: "I auditioned for my school choir, and my teacher told me I should sing tenor ... tenor or twenty miles away from here!" Happy Wednesday.
Bloody Popcorn@bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 3w agoHe caught me in the parking lot today with this one: “I just got an assembly line job in a factory making toy Draculas. There are only two of us working the line, so I have to make every second Count.” 🧛♂️🧛♂️🧛♂️🧛♂️
Someone please tell my husband that after 5 hrs of doing chores at my mom’s house, followed by a few more hrs of prepping City Council presentations for work, I just don’t have the energy to learn about the history of the Crips and Bloods, as based on the YouTube video he just watched. Thank you.
Introduce yourself with 10 acts or bands you've seen Live Blink-182 KISS Avail Alice Cooper Djo Slapshot Hootie & the Blowfish Sum 41 Jimmy Buffet Dokken
𝓦𝓲𝓵𝓵 🎬@wor-will.bsky.social · 2w agoIntroduce yourself with 10 acts or bands you've seen Live David Bowie REM Guns n Roses Prince Faith No More The Pixies L7 Soundgarden Midnight Oil Babes in Toyland
Her death doesn't feel real, and maybe that's because she was thought to be a true-blue angel on earth, so her time always felt limited. But I think we can all agree on this: we were darn lucky to be alive during this magical woman's life, to witness her talent, kindness, & everything in between ❤️
Last Week Tonight equating Reagan to the “Forrest Gump of societal ills” is what keeps me going.
I wish we knew more people who could help with Reggie’s GoFundMe. This is breaking my heart. www.gofundme.com/f/urgent-hel...
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He caught me in the parking lot today with this one: “I just got an assembly line job in a factory making toy Draculas. There are only two of us working the line, so I have to make every second Count.” 🧛♂️🧛♂️🧛♂️🧛♂️
Bloody Popcorn@bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · last mo.I work for local government, and we have a cemetery groundskeeper who is every bit as kooky as you want him to be. When he swings by the main office building, he ALWAYS stops to tell a dad joke, and it's delightful. This morning: "Did you hear about the fake potato? I heard he was an imiTATER."
BTW, we watched WHAS last night w/ our kids. The 12yo didn't get much of the humor and still enjoyed it ok, but—boy oh boy—the 14yo LOVED it. He's since declared it as one of his 4 favorite non-horror movies. The other 3 being Dazed & Confused, Empire Records, and COOL fucking RUNNINGS.
Crew Swerve: Men in Bathtub Scene
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Bloody Popcorn@bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 4w agoHappy Wet Hot American Texas Chain Saw Massacre Summer Day to all who celebrate!
Happy Wet Hot American Texas Chain Saw Massacre Summer Day to all who celebrate!
I just dropped Milo off for his freshman orientation & into a bunch of spirited teenagers, aka everything my kid is not. I told him that even if someone is preppy to try & be nice because he’s a good guy. He told me that he wouldn’t actively try to be mean. Can’t wait to hear how it goes.
I appreciate a pop culture-named sandwich. What are you getting? 🥪
This was a fun read — and, hey, I contributed, too! Who knew 1993 was such a big year for back-to-school memories? ✏️ 🍎
Shawn Robare@shawnrobare.com · last mo.I too, love Trapper Keepers… The Retro Network’s back to school pieces are a fun read, mine notwithstanding theretronetwork.com/trn-roundtab...
I love judging a vacation rental by its random as hell movie collection.
It's my last day in the office before VACATION, and I've never been more (mentally) ready to pack up and leave this life for a week. Take me away, responsibility and obligations be damned.
National Lampoon's Vacation: Luggage Mishap
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No cheating, post your lock screen
Starks Scraps@starksscraps.bsky.social · last mo.No cheating, post your lock screen
Update: It's not great, but it's also not the worst. We still don't know what caused his episode (bc it could be a number of things), but they did see something on his chest x-ray that could be concerning, and recommend seeing a specialist for a CT scan.
Bloody Popcorn@bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 2mo agoPlease send good thoughts to our 17yo cat, Feldman. He had a scary episode today, and we’re awaiting some results. He is currently getting annoyingly groomed by his younger brother because those orange cats gotta take care of each other ❤️
I work for local government, and we have a cemetery groundskeeper who is every bit as kooky as you want him to be. When he swings by the main office building, he ALWAYS stops to tell a dad joke, and it's delightful. This morning: "Did you hear about the fake potato? I heard he was an imiTATER."
I am mad because I really don’t care for R. Murphy (full stop), but I will absolutely be tuning into the new season of AHS to see what’s up. So, where on the chaotic storytelling spectrum will it fall: genius or nonsense? And, depending on the scenery-chewing talent, will it matter?
Please send good thoughts to our 17yo cat, Feldman. He had a scary episode today, and we’re awaiting some results. He is currently getting annoyingly groomed by his younger brother because those orange cats gotta take care of each other ❤️
Hello! Want an update? Probably not, but I still need to bitch a little. *Checks calendar* One year later, my car is finally at the body shop being fixed at Penske's expense - yay! Currently driving a newer-but-not-as-safe-as-my-own car rental, also at Penske's expense. It's been 2 weeks, and...
Bloody Popcorn@bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 11mo agoSo, this is still an issue. We’ve done everything we’re supposed to, reporting it to the delivery truck company (Penske), and they have just gone M-I-fucking-A! My husband works for a law office, so we’re now having an attorney write a strongly worded letter bc wtf. I just want my car fixed.
Last night, we started a family rewatch of Buffy. Our kids have seen a good handful of eps (i.e., "Hush" & "Once More with Feeling"), but I think they're old enough now to appreciate the whole dated, at times cringey, but emotionally impactful shebang, start to finish. And here I am to document 📝
Buffy The Vampire Slayer Stake
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