happy wagon wednesday. what's a completely non-sexual thing you find ridiculously attractive? i'll start: someone who can parallel park on the first try. #wagonwednesday #humpday ♡ look, don't save. admire, don't repost.

good morning 🦋 may the scissors be back where they belong may the answer come from the first person you ask and may one good surprise outweigh three minor inconveniences happy wednesday

the collective noun for a group of... 🦩 flamingos → flamboyance 🦦 otters → romp 🐞 ladybugs → loveliness 🪼 jellyfish → smack 🦔 porcupines → prickle 🦓 zebras → dazzle english is weird what's your favorite that isn't here? #tittytuesday #tummytuesday ♡ look, don't save. admire, don't repost.

good morning 🦋 may your boobs be appreciated, your tummy be fed, and your joy take up more space than your insecurities. happy tuesday.

friendly reminder: sometimes less really is more. especially under a sundress. #MonochromeMonday ♡ look, don't save. admire, don't repost.

good morning 🦋 may your favorite cereal still be in the pantry may the answer arrive before the follow-up email and may today be easier than you spent yesterday imagining happy monday

good morning. 🦋 may one chapter become three, may the afternoon make no demands, and may you finish the weekend feeling full instead of rushed. happy sunday.

good morning 🦋 may breakfast turn into brunch may someone else volunteer to do the dishes and may you realize it's still only two o'clock happy saturday

I remain fascinated by people who invite curiosity, then take offense when someone is… curious.

happy feral friday. what's the most underrated part of great sex? i'll start: something filthy whispered in my ear. ♡ look, don't save. admire, don't repost.

What’s something you wish people would stop pretending to enjoy? I’ll start: Networking. #FeralFriday #Feet ♡ look, don’t save. admire, don’t repost.

good morning 🦋 may your mailbox hold something besides bills may the answer arrive before you have to ask again. and may you have absolutely nothing interesting to complain about tonight. happy friday

Give me a weird little microdose of joy. i'll start: the first deep breath after taking your bra off. #ThighThursday #ThirstyThursday #ThighCrease ♡ look, don’t save. admire, don’t repost.

good morning 🦋 may the first pen you grab actually work, may the week start feeling shorter instead of longer. and may the weekend become visible before the afternoon is over. happy thursday

what’s one item of clothing that deserves way more credit than you do? i’ll start: these leggings. #HumpDay #WagonWednesday ♡ look, don't save. admire, don't repost.

good morning 🦋 may the office microwave contain no mysteries, may no one turn a simple question into a group project, and may the person who interrupted you forget why they walked into the room. happy wednesday.

Ruin a book by adding a word: The Old Man and the Sea Otter - or - The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe Malfunction

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Ruin a book by adding a word: Lord of the Flies Swatter -or- Charlotte’s Web of Lies

good morning 🦋 may the first charger you grab be the right one. may the thing you were worried about already be taken care of. and may today contain more good than you expected. happy tuesday.

What's your sign?

good morning 🦋 may your inbox contain fewer surprises than expected. may the traffic clear before you're stuck in it. and may nothing become a bigger deal than it needs to be. happy monday.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

Found out that a group of fireflies is called a sparkle. Shared that with a Brit who told me he’d never seen one. That’s how I learned the UK doesn’t have them. Imagine going your whole life without knowing summer is supposed to blink. What’s ordinary where you live that would amaze someone else?

good morning 🦋 may the ice maker keep up. may one good surprise outweigh three minor inconveniences. and may your weekend still have one good surprise left. happy sunday

good morning 🦋 may the fireflies put on a good show may your porch swing always have room for one more. and may you finish the day feeling like it was time well spent. happy saturday.

good morning 🦋 may the dishwasher already be empty. may the answer find you before you go looking for it. and may the person who ghosted you gets a paper cut opening a birthday card. happy friday

good morning 🦋 may the trash already be at the curb. may nothing become a bigger deal than it needs to be. and may today give you more reasons to smile than to sigh. happy thursday.

dogs learn our habits faster than we do. i’ll start: mine knows “let’s go for a walk” isn’t real until i put my phone down.

good morning 🦋 may your phone battery last all day, may your to-do list get shorter on its own and may the person who made you cry pulls a push door three times before realizing it says "pull." happy wednesday

The brisket smoked for 12 hours. The tacos lasted about 12 minutes. Worth it. 🌮 #TacoTuesday

what’s an immediate swipe left for you? i’ll start: doesn’t like dogs.