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GoNintendo@gonintendo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 2mo ago

Following accusations, James Pond Legacy devs say no generative AI was used in creating artwork: https://gonintendo.com/contents/63928-following-accusations-james-pond-legacy-devs-say-no-generative-ai-was-used-in Out of their depth

Kristin 🇨🇦🤓@faierius.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Five Nights at Freddy's imo is just too simplistic, you can see the scaffolding of the gameplay beneath the art to an extent that breaks immersion. It boils down to pushing buttons at the right time, the fail state is that you didn't push the right button at the right time. It's Simon fuckin Says.

No hate, no dogpiling, just curious. For me, it's Skyrim. Don't know why, considering it should be exactly my kind of game, but it just didn't click for me.

what's you "I did not care for the godfather" of games?" written above a screenshot from family guy of the family being drowned by sprinklers in their panic room.

Nobody ever talks about the Gay of Hormuz.

Pop-up ads are so funny cause you're just trying to download an ISO of Lego Batman 2 and some picture of someone's nana pops up "OLD YUCKY GRANDMAS WANT TO SUCK AND FUCK" and you're just like "good for them, what am I supposed to do about it?"

Maddie Chthonia@maddiequestions.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Or stagnant design philosophy, or undervalued labor, or undervalued product, or limited release windows, or remakes of existing games, or aimless open world design, or unrealistic development schedules, or ever-increasing graphical fidelity standards with lower yeild each generation...

Guess it's not Embracer Group or constant massive waves of layoffs or endless monetization or Bobby Kotick or Randy Pitchford or overpriced PC components due to crypto and then AI or rootkit anti-cheats or lack of optimization in high end AAA games or games being shut down with no other way to play

@bsky.app Could y'all please figure out algorithmic curation so I don't have to keep getting flashbanged with unlabeled fetish art in my feed?

God Releases New Commandment: "Thou Shalt Not Pay for EA Games."

Sony Announces New Update for PlayStation 4 That Erases Entire Console OS and Boots to Stationary Image of a Middle Finger.

I love that YouTube broke Bluetooth with their latest update, and the error message they put up as a bandaid doesn't have the link, just {Insert forum link}. This is the number one platform for videos on the internet.

I resent the misogynistic implications of this "jackin' the box" restaurant I keep hearing about.

Hey so actually I think if we're sposed to be the good guys it might be a bad angle to shame sex work.

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Remember when Mythbusters was a well respected show with educational value? Anyways here's the corpse of the show being paraded around on YouTube using 2013 clickbait strategies to make some moronic CEO an extra $5.00 a month.

Y'know, having gone back to play a bunch of their games- I don't think Bethesda has made a game better than mid since Skyrim. Skyrim is the only thing I've played from them that isn't hindered by a lack of polish that needs to be made up for with mods. Haven't played Oblivion or Morrowind yet tho.

I just realized I saw Mario Galaxy in theaters and simply forgot the entire film 💀

I was gonna play modded Fallout 4 till I remembered @bethesda.net's bitchass forced an update back in 2024 that completely slaughtered mods. Now you gotta get a 90GB mod to reverse it so the game can be fun again.

Duncan Weldon@duncanweldon.bsky.social · 4mo ago

C'mon, who're ya talkin about even?

I’m open minded on real names. We should definitely ban “cartoon avatar coupled with cutesy or “funny” name and behaves like an absolute tool” though.

I sincerely believe higher standards should be set.

I can't remember if I posted my previous version of this stupid meme but I made it better so here you go. Sound on for best experience.

Obsession is fantastic and I really didn't expect it to be going into it. I assumed it would be that kinda misogyny tinted "hysterical woman" trope but it's more thoughtful than that. It acknowledges how evil it is to try to possess someone by making it literally about possession, it's awesome.

Had the thought last night; nobody ever talks about how DSP is probably the last guy ever to use his imagination when jorkin it. He said "Free porn on the internet? No thanks, I've got my godess in my mind's eye" and I think that's oddly respectable.

It's not called morning wood anymore, it's called a wake-up wand.

Blooberz is learning to animate.