Lutheran Vandross
@blucu.bsky.social
Part Heart/Part Smart/Part Art/Part Fart I can sing along or I can sing alone
My impression of an owl reacting to the All-American Halftime Show Lineup
So happy that The Chainsmokers isn’t anyone’s top artist in their Hinge profile any more.
Every single time I see “Meidas Touch”, I automatically 1) sing the song 2) think of tires 😭 Every single time. And I know it ain’t even the right spelling but clearly my brain doesn’t give a damn lol
I re-downloaded my puppy TikToks before the app got murked. Remembering both how easily Herman would go along with my stoopidity and how shiny my new fridge used to be. There’s a metaphor in there somewhere. #RIP
The Pop Tarts trophy toaster definitely works, but yeeted the Pop Tarts on the floor
You want me to celebrate Jesus? A man who broke the law?
I’m prone to weird. So while effing around on the #AliExpress app, I came across these ducks and instantly chucked them in my cart. Silliness to ensue.
I owned the CDJs, would be sweet if this was a real thing.
Next week is the annual “Why it gotta be Black?” Wednesday party. After all of the madness of the last few weeks, come thru and be loved. #ThingsThatGoBumpInTheNight #Smartbar #ChicagoShit
