tomorrow is her first day under investigation for Posts (Too Hot)
amy brown@amybrown.xyz · 2mo agoupdate that sounds like a shitpost and i'd understand if you thought it was but i promise i'm not lying: today is my first day freelancing for bluesky
[onboarding new employees] And this is the backrooms. Oh god I should’ve asked, are you okay with endless psychological terror spaces full of monsters? It’s optional
seattle is a wonderful city but they must cease and desist all cream cheese operations
Why@why.bsky.world · 2mo agoTime for a Seattle dog. Apologies to any cream cheese haters
developing an overriding edit button to put all y our tipos back
issuing all employees commemorative "i verified jerry" swatches to boost morale
investigating who sent a box of these to the office
da share z0ne@dasharez0ne.bsky.social · last yr.GET SHRIT : dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
sorry about the outages but we saw a post that was just really bad
we’ve hired the goose to honk at good posters as they walk past. Notice its silent grace.
Paul Frazee@pfrazee.com · 4mo agoAs I leave Vancouver, I am comforted to know that I do so under the vigilant watchful gaze of the goose
stop feeding the devs. they’re all allergic to breakfast sausage. the medical bills are eating into our tote bag budget
we have opened an investigation to find the person that gave Jerry an invite code