Little disappointed that the movie didn’t go with “get wicked down” for its tagline
Is this supposed to discourage me from seeing the movie?
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Little disappointed that the movie didn’t go with “get wicked down” for its tagline
Is this supposed to discourage me from seeing the movie?
Fred: alright, let’s see who this allegory for grief REALLY is! Daphne: Mr. Jenkins! Jenkins: if it weren’t for that meddling…what the fuck is that? Babadook: BABADOOKY DOOOOOOO!
Tangential, but: in my experience, referring to your partner by saying “she she she she’s a bombshell” will always be well received to some degree.
AI bros are just adults who were shook to the core by the thrill of those McGruff the Crime Dog books that put your name into the story if you begged your parents to pay for it.
this is the ultimate end point of capitalism, ai will completely atomize everyone and there will be zero shared experiences. there will be no culture, only pure consumption. this must be resisted
Every time I see an InfoWars bit, I think I’m back in the pants
Welcome to the future of thinking. NERVE CENTER premieres next Thursday on InfoWars.
Evan Dorkin’s Fist of the North Star. It’s just his instructional comic about how to get your ass kicked but with way more shoulder pads and rubble.
Evan Dorkin’s BERSERK! but its just Cheese playing Guts and Milk playing Griffiths and Casca is simultaneously played by the entirety of The Eltingville Club.
“Hey Maetel, know what? I knew this kid who wouldn’t take blood infusions, so his parents gave him apple juice? And then in the autumn, he changed color, fell out of a tree, and died.”
“He’s making that stupid face, isn’t he.”
Wondering what it’s like to house hunt in NJ? Walk out to your car and slam the door on your hand. You’ll want to keep going until it has the consistency of a bag of M&M’s. Then someone will ask you if you have an extra $10k.
Watched Send Help last night and had a lot of fun with it. Know what? There was some goop.
The new RE movie highlights that modern horror isn’t nearly goopy enough
The zombie skit Terriers Pretty much anything with Gavin Dave Foley’s post apocalyptic DJ Scott Thompson’s closeted guy in Brain Candy Girl Drink Drunk
what's your favorite kids in the hall skit that's not girl drink drunk or the daves i know
Had an older cousin that was more involved in the punk scene. Half of this list is because he’d keep handing me albums, horror movies, and issues of Weird NJ whenever we hung out. Sometimes influences can be good.
yeah
The new RE movie highlights that modern horror isn’t nearly goopy enough
The last time I was in a Sheetz, I bought a breakfast sandwich and a caffeine vape. You wouldn’t get service like that in a Wawa.
Japanese name, English name, either way we should be mad that Vampire/Darkstalkers wasn’t named Monster Mash
Would you rather have an arm for a leg or a leg for an arm?
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE HYPOTHETICAL THAT ONLY EXISTS SO BORED PEOPLE CAN ARGUE PASSIONATELY ABOUT NOTHING?
Started a new Look Outside run and wouldn’t you know it, the game is still great. Just brimming with personality. If you don’t save the rat baby, you’re human trash.
I like that we’ve reached a point with retro collections where they have to dig a little bit. We’re in the “I played some of this on SNES9x after downloading several dozen roms” era. Do Robotrek next.
🔥 Announcing Lufia 1 and 2 the Sinistrals Saga 🔥 Two classic JRPGs from the golden age of the SNES return to modern platforms in one wonderous collection 🥳 🎉 Coming soon to modern platforms! From @Taito Wishlist today! 😍 Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/4027620/...
Why retire? Why not do that thing rural Japanese villages did way back, where they’d leave the old out in the wild? Let Pop Pop feed the squirrels. And raccoons. And anything else opportunistic enough to take a bite.
New in PN: Retire in peace "McConnell would never be allowed to drive a car, babysit young children, or file his own taxes. Why, then, should a cognitively incapacitated 82-year-old retain one of the most important positions of power within the national government?"