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@blushingferdie.bsky.social

20+, she/her 🔞 mostly fe3h with a healthy dose of god knows what 🫡 nsfw at times

flavor of sylnatz i like is when ignatz who's normally willing to give everyone the benefit of the doubt suddenly becomes a jaded divorcé when sylvain texts him something seemingly inoffensive like "saw a really cool cloud today. made me think of you." ignatz is skeptically checking his weather app

i think ferdinand would brag about being way more approachable than hubert is and would consequently experience an identity crisis when dorothea tells him that this is very much not true. hubert is the approachable one

dimitri: i apologize for everything i’ve done wrong felix: that’s too vague. try again dimitri: i apologize for what i’m doing wrong right now felix: which is? dimitri, trying to read felix’s expression: talking to you… smiling like nothing happened… um. and being a bit too pretty? felix: go on

dimitri: sorry i've been keeping my distance, felix. I thought you might prefer it that way felix: why not ask me directly? dimitri: um. do you mind if i stand over here, felix? even though you can see me? felix: oh i can see you. the thing is i do not recognize you dimitri: *mumbling* knew it

ferdinand: in the omegaverse i would be the only alpha. you and edelgard would both be betas hubert: what did i say about involving lady edelgard in your absurd- ferdinand: i take it back. you would be an omega, hubert. and edelgard would make you wear a collar. happy now? hubert: yeah much better

like imagine giving your heart to a catboy to safeguard. and then you can't understand anything he says because it's just meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. this happened to my friend dimitri blaiddyd

dimitri self consciously kissing felix with tightly closed lips bc he isn’t entirely sure that felix would want his tongue in his mouth and stopping to ask might ruin the moment…. the moment that consists in felix impatiently pulling at dimitri’s lower lip with his teeth until it bleeds

see it depends bc if it’s sylvain gautier starting the difficult conversation it means he’s trying to see what the vibes are. he might still secretly hate you. he might blame you for everything

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mercinette is not that serious or complex…. am i right ladies. it’s not like they both hold the other person’s life in their hands. being girl besties is not that big of a deal