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🐷 B-Movie Alien 👽

@bmoviealien.bsky.social

Banner by @frejann.bsky.social 💖 General weird spooky nerd stuff enthusiast. Artist sometimes.

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🐷 B-Movie Alien 👽@bmoviealien.bsky.social · 8h ago

Going to calmly but sternly rip my leasing office a new one this morning for a maintenence issue give me strength

Bobby Hill King Of The Hill

ALT: Bobby Hill King Of The Hill

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USSR Pictures @ussrpictures.bsky.social · 2d ago

"Prudery is the enemy of art" - Soviet poster, 1980s

Rini☆彡@ A1301 🔜 FanExpo Boston @rinamata05.bsky.social · 2d ago

[Scooby Doo] Mystery Inc. is on the case! 🔍

A Scooby Doo piece: the characters are pushed up against one another while Fred leans over with a magnifying glass. Velma looks over Fred’s shoulder inquisitively, Daphne leans on Velma while looking puzzled, and Shaggy and Scooby stand back with fearful faces. A smaller version of the gang is pictured on the bottom right, running in a way that is similar to the chase scenes in the classic Scooby Doo cartoon.

Nathan and 99 undies pics @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 2d ago

good morning

a meme showing the difference between Godzilla's Monster and the scientist who created him, Dr. Godzilla

Dreamboat Branny 🦢@bransonreese.bsky.social · 2d ago

Starting Guest Week off STRONG with this banger from the great @joantoonz.bsky.social swanboy.com/comic/swan-b...

Panel one of today's Swan Boy. It's a guest strip from the GREAT Joan Arbuckle @joantoonz@bsky.social

Joan Arbuckle: Gay Cartoonist Lady @joantoonz.bsky.social · 3d ago

Hey yall should uh. Make sure you read tomorrow's "Swan Boy"

🐷 B-Movie Alien 👽@bmoviealien.bsky.social · 3d ago

HOW AM I JUST LEARNING ABOUT TONDE BURIN????

🐷 B-Movie Alien 👽@bmoviealien.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Goddess of Springtime and Rebirth, Queen of the Underworld

Persephone of Greek Mythology. She has deep ebony skin and wisteria flowers for hair. She is posed with one hand in the air and the other bundled holding her chiton. She wears a headwrap, a cape and her chiton along with silver wristbands, a shoulder pauldron with the symbol of hades carved in it, and a chain brooch of a pomegranate.

🐷 B-Movie Alien 👽@bmoviealien.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Finally going home tomorrow @joantoonz.bsky.social

"Baking my long distance bf into a cookie bc I miss him" TikTok template redrawn with the artist's sona, a green alien pig with antenna and three eyes holding a cookie shaped like a deer girl. Text reads "Baking my short distance bff into a cookie bc I miss her".

🐷 B-Movie Alien 👽@bmoviealien.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Finally continuing my little series of vaporwave colors kaiju from last year with the Jaguar himself! I feel like this is a good time to announce that I'll be at Kaiju Brooklyn this year :3

Jet Jaguar drawn in bright colors doing and inward block pose

🐷 B-Movie Alien 👽@bmoviealien.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Didn't realize I never posted this, happy #MAR10 day!

A re-draw of a live-action segment of The Super Mario Super Show, with the guest start Elvira twiddling the brothers mustaches

🐷 B-Movie Alien 👽@bmoviealien.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Women y'know?

A redraw of a Archie comic pinup panel. Bermuda is sitting on a couch applying makeup saying "We haven't found ONE lipstick that's KISS proof! You just very getting awfully BORED with this experiment!" Yoyo sits next to her on the couch covered in lipstick marks, blissed out.

🐷 B-Movie Alien 👽@bmoviealien.bsky.social · 6d ago

Lunagon, you're supposed to use a fork... Happy birthday Vandy man!

Lunagon looking lecherously at a slice of cake

videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · last mo.

macpaint, computer art (1992) discmaster.textfiles.com/view/1444/Pi...

a woman is sitting at a computer, fingers poised over keys, wide eyed, probably shocked as the prominent text font on the computer screen reads: i don't like you

🐷 B-Movie Alien 👽@bmoviealien.bsky.social · 6d ago

Lunagon, you're supposed to use a fork... Happy birthday Vandy man!

Jazz 🏳️‍⚧️@closetedcrisis.bsky.social · 6d ago

Happy Birthday to my friend @avartwork.bsky.social !!! I could've sworn I drew you a giant birthday donut buuuut I'm guessing Lunagon got to it first But seriously though I do hope you have a wonderful birthday and thank you for being such a great friend and con partner/roomie!!!

Jazz 🏳️‍⚧️@closetedcrisis.bsky.social · last wk.

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Frobozz Magic Post Company @harmfulplant.bsky.social · last wk.

the babiest boy to ever baby

Joan Arbuckle: Gay Cartoonist Lady @joantoonz.bsky.social · 2w ago

Joan Toons 25: "Nobody here but..." #furry #furryart

4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Joan the Deer is conversing with a rabbit in a horseshoe sweater.
Rabbit: -And so i had to deal with a clanker!
Joan winces: Dude, cmon, I hate AI too, but we do NOT need a new slur.

Panel 2:
Rabbit: Oh no, im gonna hurt a robot's feelings lol
Joan: (freaking out) SHUT THE FUCK UP, MAN!

Panel 3:
A robot is revealed to be standing behind both of them, and they freeze, anticipating retaliation...

Panel 4:
But the Robot instead looks overjoyed and begins waving a little flag that says RACISM on it and goes
Robot: OH ITS COOL, IM WITH YOU ON THIS
The rabbit appears shocked
Joan: (appearing annoyed) LOOK AT THIS ASIMOV CRAP YOU'RE ENABLING!

Joan Arbuckle: Gay Cartoonist Lady @joantoonz.bsky.social · last wk.

The Brain Worms Comic: 2/8 #furry #furryart

1:
Closeup of Harv:
Have you considered you're just... not funny?
2:
Joan: Only all the time! What's your point?
3:
Harv: (drink in hand) YOUR PACING SUCKS! YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD A JOKE YET!
4:
Joan: (crazed look in her eye) WHAT IS THIS, KILL TONY? YA ASKED ME TO COME UP HERE, YA JERGHOLE!
5:
Harv: ( holding out 2 fingers towards a server, rudely ordering while heckling)
OK BUT YOUR PREMISE IS CLICHE- AND IF YOU DON'T SWEAR I'M GONNA ZONE OUT
6:
Joan: MAN I REALLY LIKE *FUCKIN* HATE THIS GUY

1:
Joan: JUST LEMME COOK, DUDE! ALL MY MATERIAL IS ABOUT MENTAL HEALTH!

2: (joan's personhood becomes unmoored as psychic visions of spirits and cartoony skulls bend inwardly towards her. she sweats profusely, her form is wobbly as multiple eyes splite down her face and she makes the "CUCKOO!" motion with her hoof.)
Joan: AND FUCKIN' DEATH AND STUFF...

3:
She snaps Back to a cheery expression, a 'please lol' sign spontaneously manifesting behind her.
Joan: HEY C'MON! I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE WHO LAUGHS THROUGH THE PAIN! DON'T LEAVE ME HANGIN', FOLKS!
4:
her form becomes pale, a rainbow aura of dread emanating out of her.
Joan: ALSO THIS IS THE STORY OF THE TIME I SURVIVED MY SUICIDE ATTEMPT. GAH, SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT EARLIER...
5:
the color faces from the background, levaing a spotlike shining on a borderless joan pointing up directly at the reader.
Joan: HEY, DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT... I DON'T *THINK* THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP, SO MIND YOUR MANNERS

Panel 1:
Joan Snaps back into casual pose, and as she speaks: visions of the story she is relaying also play out in cartoonish manner as her childhood self reacts manically to the concept.
Joan: OK SO, I HAD MY FIRST PANIC ATTACK AT 5 YEARS OLD. I WAS READING A SCIENCE BOOK... AND I LEARNED ONE DAY, (get this) THE SUN WOULD EXPLODE!

2:
Joan:
My biological tried tellin' me a joke to cheer me up. I'll never forget it.

3:
*a buck with a flask deliriously recites*:
CHIN UP KID, YOU'LL HAVE DE-EVOLVED BACK TO A MONKEY BY THE TIME THAT HAPPENS!

4:
Joan:
It made. No god damn sense.

5: Multicolored thought bubbles appear, as shadowy worms begin to crawl out of the back of her head:

Yellow: SO THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SUCH A WHINER?
Pink: MAKES SENSE.
Blue: Mmmhm!
Joan: (slightly delirious look on her face)
GOSH, MAYBE...

ekirb (BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!)@existingkirb.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · last wk.

Joan Arbuckle: Gay Cartoonist Lady @joantoonz.bsky.social · last wk.

The Brain Worms Comic 1/8 #furry ##furryart

Panel 1: 2 blob dudes (Harv, the Blue One and Mick the Pink one) prepare for a show to begin behind a big yellow curtain. A glass of water on a stool is visible in the foreground, and spotlights shining out from an otherwise completely dark room.
Harv: GAH, I'M REAL FREAKIN NERVOUS. I'VE NEVER HOSTED AN OPEN MIC BEFORE.
Mick: HARV, JUST RELAX ALRIGHT?

Panel 2:
The back wall has a poster that says KEEP IT TIGHT DONT GO OVER
Mick: COME ON, A SMALL VENUE LIKE THIS IS PERFECT PRACTICE!
Harv: I KNOW MICK, BUT I WISH RALPHIE MAE WOULDA ANSWERED MY EMAILS...

Panel 3:
MICK: YOU KNOW HE LIKE, DIED, RIGHT?
Harv: WHAT!?
Mick: Yeah, years ago. Now come on, lets go see what turnout is like

Panel 4: they peer out nervously...
Panel 5: The only attendee is Joan the Deer, who is eating a burger in an empty comedy club
Joan: Hey, yall starting soon?

Panel 1:
Harv and Mick are clearly upset, but Joan is unphased.
Harv: AUGH! I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN IF I COULDNT GET A FAMOUS GUY TO CO HOST

Mick: SORRY, LADY, YOU CAN'T DO AN OPEN MIC WITHOUT ANY PARTICIPANTS

Joan: EH, ITS WHATEVER. IM NOT AS RABID OF A STAND UP FAN AS I USED TO BE, ANYWAYS

Panel 2
Harv: Wait, used to be?

Panel 3
Joan: yeah, I mean... Scene's kinda crap right now, look around!

Panel 4
Harv: THE SCENE'S... CRAP?!

Panel 5
Joan: Okay. Thats a tad harsh... some comics are killin it! But doesnt it seem really easy to play to lowest common denominator?
Harv rolls up an invisible sleeve, ready to throw hands
Harv: LOWEST COMMON DENOMI-
Mick: Dude, quit it

Coming up next, she did that one thing that one time... you probably HAVENT heard of her...

JOAN ARBUCKLE! Brainworms Comic

Joan is rotating her shoulder, holding a notepad and water bottle, the spotlight reveals a silhouetted worms coming out of her head in the shadow

🐷 B-Movie Alien 👽@bmoviealien.bsky.social · last wk.

They're inventing new and exciting ways to be stressful at work

🐷 B-Movie Alien 👽@bmoviealien.bsky.social · last wk.

Haven't been drawing a ton cause it hasn't called to me lately outside of zine stuff and occasional AF attacks (which I'll post next month) but I should draw more simpsons

🐷 B-Movie Alien 👽@bmoviealien.bsky.social · last wk.

Having fun with it at work

A crude sketch of Homer Simpson in his office wearing a towel around his waist on the telephone say, "Y'ello? You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel."

Vandy @avartwork.bsky.social · 2w ago

Happy belated birthday to my favorite toxic lady! Hedorah was the first Godzilla rival I ever saw and is still my favorite to this day.

Connie Chen 陳穎慈 @conniechiiiwa.bsky.social · 2w ago

Ready for the SF Art Book Fair! 😅📚

Navy blue tote bag with white text reading “IF YOU GO HOME WITH SOMEBODY, & THEY DONT HAVE BOOKS, DONT FUCK ‘EM.” JOHN WATERS

📐 Maria Picassó Piquer @mariapicasso.com · 2w ago

⚫️ Captain Sisko 🖖 #StarTrek

Avery Brooks as captain Benjamin Sisko on Star Trek's DS9

✨👁️Withkindereyes👁️✨@withkindereyes.bsky.social · 2w ago

Vain and Viscera