It'd be fun if in this new super grounded Green Lantern show, all the aliens had big Borat Balki Latka Gravas accents.

Is Mitch McConnell the first person to fake his alive?

"I could also use pictures of Daredevil!" -J Jonah Jameson, probably

Haley Stevens voice will get more and more cartoony with each bad poll that comes out until she's Judge Doom at the end of Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Paul Giamatti's Paul Giamatti impression is better than Shatner's Shatner impression

Let Rick Moranis rest! We have Fred Armisen now!

The wrong people disrupted the wrong stuff

"Splish splash, I forgot about the bath. I went and put my dancing shoes on." Yeah. That's definitely ADHD.

I don't know anything about video games but the Resident Evil trailer is the best movie I've ever seen

If Thor's hammer and Dr Strange's cape don't bone down in Doomsday, why even bother making any more comic book movies?

Jimothy huh?

If only there were an app devoted to promoting the Odyssey and complaining about one day's Wordle

I got that prickly feeling right before Chuck Schumer asks me to do something about Trump

Someone pronounced gobbledygook "gobb-dooly-goosh" so not everything is terrible!

Total Eclipse of the Heart could have been an extremely middling Aerosmith song

The only person in this entire world who is funnier than Tom Cruise is Alejandro G. Iñárritu. A comedy where they work together? Holy shit. I'm not ready. I'm simply not ready.

This is a late pitch, I know, but if triangles were called "trangles" you'd still get the point and it'd have a better mouth feel.

If you're looking for something nice to say about the man it's that he made millions of people happy. By dying.

Is my book (link in pinned tweet) available in canada? Let me know if you are in canada and can or can't buy it. By buying it preferably but whatever

If you told me when I was young that someday I'd wake up wondering what's up in Maine and Kentucky, I'd have said something cool and withering because I'm gen x, son!

The show was called The Brady Bunch because "Brady" rhymed with "lady" so the theme song would work.

"I can't operate on him. He's Mitch McConnell." When it turns out the doctor was a person

Nobody's talking about the fact that the hospital Mitch McConnell's been in died three weeks ago.

Did anyone have a dream last night that they were doing a buggy update on the simulation to make our thinking duller and slower? Worse, did everyone have that dream?

Weird that taste is subjective but peach is the best ice cream flavor.

If these documentaries are to be believed, Martin Short is more fun to hang out with than Lorne Michaels.

You know how many dancers die every year rehearsing a number honoring the most relevant song from 1941? Tens of thousands.

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The stage is falling apart at the rehearsal for Freedom 250's July 4th celebration.

Are they called bots because you pay for them? Each one of them is *bought*? Is this something everyone already knew?

Wishing Mel Brooks a happy birthday by posting a picture of Mel Brooks feels like an in memoriam. Like. Hours later. Unshakably it feels that way.

England people sound so smart until they post "good morning" at night time like friggin' idiots.