I been fuckin this watermelon up. I ate like half a watermelon today 😭
Bojack the Thighentist
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Ravens | Orioles | 1963 🐎🏹 | nonsense
I like them shows that be like “we are looking for the ark of the covenant “ I know they not goin to find it but I’m here for the adventure not the resolution 😂
I saw this video of a lady getting a … mouth massage…. Idk who is more freaked out the person getting it or the “massage therapist” 🫠
Some of yall been angry all day. Here take this edible and sit wit me.
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What sitcom would have made for a dope adult animated series?
Nickelodeon really fumbled the bag. They shoulda dropped the pearpad 😂
I walked away there was happiness cuz football comes on tomorrow I came back and idk what is going on.
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Some of yall so fine I would let yall take turns aggressively ——
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James Ngcobo: I Don't Understand What The Problem Is
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B.@missxbri.bsky.social · yesterdayMy 11 year old got in trouble at school for telling someone “I’d rather be fat than kin to a crackhead” it’s the 2nd day of school bro what the fuck
Me soon as NFL RedZone comes back on my TV screen again
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Empé 🐉👑@roccslaststand.blacksky.app · yesterdayFootball’s almost back. thank God.
There is clearly a lot going on on here right now. I just don’t know what it is.
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Grab mine imma assume you want me to finish ins-
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🩺Dr.👩🏾⚕️Gooch🥣Gobbler👅@mzyogi7.blacksky.app · 4d agoQTNA!!!!! Cuz y’all sure don’t be complaining when them skrong lil honeybun bumpas get grabbed during missio- **signal drops**🌚😂
Don’t look like a buffet if you not tryin to get ate is all I’m sayin.
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Double Aunt Andre 3000 AKA Jason Reefer@arrogantade.blacksky.app · 5d agoSome niggas be eating on the first link.
Who don’t eat? It’s one of my favorite things, my face between thick thighs is my happy place.
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Lᴇɢꜱ Bᴇɴᴇᴅɪᴄᴛ ✨@maybecam.blacksky.app · 5d agoApparently! SOOO many..like A LOT of men dont eat pussy. And if they do they are timid/dont try/dont learn…. a larger amt disgusted??? Tbh. I wanna do a census for all households 😂😂 😂
I play no mercy like “how many cards you got in your hand? Perfect” 😂
I don’t even play no mercy to win I play for the thrill of making everyone else lose and if you kno the rules to No Mercy that makes perfect sense.
EnchanTRIS✨✨✨@myobsexssions.blacksky.app · 5d agoUno No Mercy will have you ready to come to blows.
I’ve decided I’m goin to have the Blackest classroom possible this year. I’m the one that gotta be in there all day. They goin get they little academic posters but the rest of my room
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I haven’t had a dream haunt me out of sleep in a long time. I woke up heartbroken, tears and all, with this haunting jazz song stuck in my head that doesn’t exist that I can find. 😭😭
It’s the beard and hair. As much as yall love beards they make you look way older especially when you mix in gray hair.
Brilliance Proper@brillianceproper.com · 6d agoWTF YOU MEAN HE'S YOUNGER THAN ME???
I’m confused on what the goal was. Is this meant to deter you from eating lobster or encourage you to
Dabididab@dabiwinter.cryptoanarchy.network · 7d agoSequel to The Shape of Water just dropped
Did people get left behind when we switched to the app? My skyline dry af.
My toxic trait is if you thick and pretty I like it. 😭
TIA THE TALKING TITTY TITAN🧿@prettttystoned.bsky.social · last wk.I miss putting hands on niggas😔