#shrink

Bluesky’s Golf Guy@cparish.bsky.social · 2d ago

Ok fine, let’s talk about Trump’s golf game. Truthfully the guy is a decent golfer. The epitome of “swing your swing” — it’s so ridiculously inside but then he finds himself in a good position at the top, a very shallow backswing with a very good move to the ball and a long, high finish.

Private equity ass organization. Trying to secure those sweet, sweet playoff ticket sales with no regard for the future.

Alex Speier@alexspeier.bsky.social · 2d ago

Per sources: The Red Sox are getting Rutschman and Jake Rogers as well as cash for Anthony Eyanson, Enddy Azocar, Kyson Witherspoon, and Carlos Narváez.

Aaron Rodgers is the first human being to get lead poisoning from his Twitter feed. Sadly he cannot prove me wrong. Science and whatnot.

Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social · 2d ago

It’s August 2026 and Aaron Rodgers is having a full blown meltdown about Anthony Fauci.

Finally someone from Wellesley is going to be rich! Stones from Thor today. Sunday scariest exorcised

Davis Riley and all of the Hojgaards somehow look more like Patrick Cantlay than Patrick Cantlay. Like if you didn’t put their names on the crawler I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. Of all people to look like, how do you decide on him? Stop it.

To all the 40-year old children wearing orange jumpsuits tomorrow, I have bad news. Davis Riley stared down Scottie and didn’t blink. Do you really think he is scared of another grown adult with a little boy’s nickname? Sorry, Rickie stans. You can put the bubbly away

BoarOnTheFloor@boarish.bsky.social · 4d ago

Nothing gets the juices flowing like the annual Davis Riley week. This year we get the added bonus of it happening during the deadest period of the season. LIV could never

Nothing gets the juices flowing like the annual Davis Riley week. This year we get the added bonus of it happening during the deadest period of the season. LIV could never

Until you can prove to me that both are good at golf, I will always believe that there is only one good Hojgaard and he alternates between Nicolai and Rasmus to collect two sponsorship checks. The other Hojgaard is an instructor at the local driving range

Not saying that all billionaires are sad but this is the loneliest MFer out there

Mark Cuban@mcuban.bsky.social · 2w ago

"Always judge a person purely by their bank account" - @bluesky

Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie was so much my shit. Canadians really are our national treasure

It was written…

BoarOnTheFloor@boarish.bsky.social · 2w ago

Shocked, SHOCKED, to see this behavior from the WWE’s new prized pig, Jalen Brunson

Shocked, SHOCKED, to see this behavior from the WWE’s new prized pig, Jalen Brunson

BBC and Sky Sports putting Fox and NBC, respectively, to shame with their sports coverage this weekend. When can we start doing stuff the good way again?

Chris Scullion@scully1888.bsky.social · 2w ago

If you haven't seen it yet, BBC's montage at the end of the World Cup was fucking tremendous www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Fi...

You, out at the big screen, leaving your house, watching The Odyssey. Me, at home on my medium sized TV, having not left home in three days, watching Obsession. We. Are. Not. The. Same.

Wouldn’t want to impugn someone’s character but uh, what is happening with Russ Henley’s mustache here? Just solidarity with the far right American golfers taking Bryson’s side or outwardly supporting Hitler? Those are the only two possibilities

Bryson fans: “You just hate him because he’s so cool and authentic and humble. You’re a cuck lib if you think he’s performative.” Bryson, walking up 18 after a pretty good but not great Saturday:

Si Woo and Sam Burns are arguably the two most overdue winners on tour. Bryson is arguably the worst human on earth. Let’s see how the karmic forces reward or punish us tomorrow!

We have a really great collection of gutless losers at the top of this leaderboard going into a major Sunday. It could get disgusting (complimentary).

If the R&A had true moxie they’d put this group of the clock. Don’t let the Twitter bots influence you, governing body of European golf!!!

Rory with some absolute 🗡️🗡️🗡️ toward Bryson. Our finest golfer

Was gonna grab the clubs and play the local par 3 with my son, but the air quality is what I would call “chewy.” Not great

Cheering for the scrappy underdog in the understated Blackstone hat

Poor Bryson, so unfairly maligned that the entire crowd erupts every time he is announced. Really need a 76 from him today

Justin Thomas playing well? Not a true links test.

The broadcast has shown like three golfers this morning. I didn’t have three cups of coffee before 9am to watch Ryan Fox plus no-context birdie putts

The stupidest part about Bryson ironing the rough with his body is that the *only* way to get penalized in the rough at Birkdale is to break the rules. Can basically putt out of the burnt out fescue

He needs to play wearing a Messi Argentina kit tomorrow

Brandel saying Bryson wouldn’t have been in that situation if he didn’t hit such a wild drive. Truly the cattiest, whiniest sport. I love it

If (when) Bryson tees off tomorrow those cheeky bastards on Open Radio are going to be absolutely must-listens

Bryson is full on OJ “If I Did It” mode right now. Nobody has ever acted guiltier