A guy at work says I have a lot of "guys", as in like, a guy for everything. So I started a sheet of my guys. I currently have 80 entries. I am sure I will think of more. Some of them are pretty funny. Some of them are highly illegal. One has a 9 figure net worth. Another has an apocalypse bunker.

Our friends store. Should we buy the chandelier in shot 3 for the living room?

Open Weights models are exempt from USG pre-release testing www.reuters.com/legal/litiga...

Trump advisers tell AI firms they will not safety-test open-weight models

The Trump administration told AI developers on Tuesday that it ​will not put open-weight AI models through voluntary safety ‌tests, according to two sources familiar with the discussions.

reuters.com

My amazing wife has once again met the daughter of the bakery owner from my hometown and had her bring me donuts from where I grew up (they are so good) Danielle gifts and surprises are just special

guess who got wifey 2 Madison Club tickets that are going for $900 a piece on stubhub for face value for the second to last show

Chimney Sweepers Local 420@bobbby.online · yesterday

I might be able to score D some harry styles tix cuz I called amex concierge begging three times and they had a re-re and emailed me and its only available if you call

I might be able to score D some harry styles tix cuz I called amex concierge begging three times and they had a re-re and emailed me and its only available if you call

hitting birds with meatball subs

I burnt my last 20 dollars of nano banana credits making videos of dogs smoking cigarettes

its OK to smoke

Marketing Idea: Cold Meds that you are recommended to snort. Like it would be ironic and funny if guaifenesin was snorted as a decongestant right?

This sinus headache is so bad.

I am still re-adjusting to doing computers for money post-phish.

Bluesky ceo: I’d like my products user base to to be broader Bluesky: oh, so you’re a Nazi?

"It’s hard to find a better example of a failed trade law than the Jones Act." nypost.com/2026/08/03/o...

I bookmark a lot of stuff. Here is funny commentary alongside some of the bookmarks I have made in the past week claude.ai/public/artif...

Claude Artifact

Try out Artifacts created by Claude users

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Stuff

This one’s so good

Orange cat report color edition

have you ever wondered what it would be like to read cocaine

Paul Ford@ftrain.bsky.social · 2d ago

oh gas town didn't work you say yegge.ai/essays/the-s...

Orange cat report

I think the single best thing about attending a conference for professors about professing was that absolutely every single person that you meet there has an obsession you can ask about.

Is there a doctor in America who will prescribe me supplementary aderall on top of being on the max dose of Vyvanse

Going to The Rolling Stone's HQ this week to watch part of the Jamaica Music Fest documentary

So what did the army man do online yesterday that upset everyone

therapist is really gonna earn her bucks today lol

hit the point I have to make a finite state machine for a thing and if I dont its kind of stupid. I know we have gen_fsm but what are the #ElixirLang libraries that add sugar on top FSM APIs that are available today?

I have crazy sinus pressure in my right ear where it like hurts what do I do I keep plugging my nose and blowing and it like clicks but it won't relieve the pressure

Pre booking The Ocean in AC in case fall tour rumors are real

It seems crazy but I think my favorite thing I have ever owned in my life is my M10. I spent like 4 hours just teaching a friend how to use it yesterday and it was so satisfying to watch someone else fall in love with it. I guess I am into camera compersion.

Got to meet everyone’s favorite new effectively 2 day old hippy baby, Harry. 👶 credit @harharbinks.bsky.social