I'm very interested in seeing the drawings for this back-to-front toilet. youtu.be/OJCheMVrgN4?...
Bob Mortimer & Richard Ayoade in Hamburg | Full Episode + Deleted Scenes | Travel Man
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The sophistication of a man can be measured by his fondness for butt jokes.
That mosquito was just sitting brazenly on the wall, FILLED WITH MY BLOOD
After what's already been stolen from humanity this year, the entirety of Capitol Hill better sink into fucking lava before 2027.
I really hate the "villain was one of us all along" bit, not because it's unrealistic, but because it's goddamn annoying. This is why whenever I travel in a group, I try to keep everyone within stabbing distance at all times.
Excellent, rain forecast for Saturday. That means less trick or treaters, which means more bonus candy.
I wonder if ventriloquists can still speak normally at the dentist.
Google has gotten to be such shit that searching for the difference between using the directx version or default on a game offers nothing but store pages, boilerplate "this is a game" pages, and a 12 year old Reddit post for a different game.
I'm a little surprised right-wing bullshit hasn't tried to blame the deteriorating climate on liberals insisting we fix the ozone layer in the 90s "We should have MORE holes in the ozone! Then all the CO2 can fly out to space! But you listened to socialism and now it's all trapped in here with us!"
Taking a bath in pudding probably isn't as fun as it sounds, but I'm still curious.
Oh god, the worst part about exercising again after years of doing nothing is just breathing heavily feels like death.
It's time for your semi-regular reminder that Ernie Hudson rules and is great in every role he's in.
Hm. Teaching does sound rather bleak when you put it that way. youtu.be/8AeCo3AD1cM?...
Confused Teacher Crashes Out Over His Job | Mitchell and Webb Are Not Helping | Channel 4 Comedy
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Oh my, a state survey asking who I voted for and my thoughts on using AI to decide. And it even has text boxes for essay responses.
You can have no nipple hairs and you can have many nipple hairs, but if you have any amount in between it's super gross.
This will be the first Halloween in years that I'll go without Nerds Candy Corn, which is inferior to Sour Brite Candy Corn, but still pretty alright. Unless there's some left on the clearance rack on Monday, then it'll be fine.
AAAAAAHH THE HUMMINGBIRD IS LOOKING AT ME THROUGH THE WINDOW AGAIN
We don't really need the word "mnemonic" anymore. Look at it. It's ridiculous. Who ever heard of a silent M? I also dislike having to remember a thing just so I can remember an unrelated separate thing. That's just word association. We don't need a complicated term for it!
I don't think flavored sparkling water actually has taste. It's more like a fragrance or something that your nose picks up and makes you think there's something present when it's just plain bubbly water.
Bluesky seems to be exploding again. I wonder what stupid bullshit they're doing behind the scenes now.
I think the YouTube algorithm gets frustrated when it starts showing me the same suggestions in a different order when I keep scrolling and that makes me feel like I've won in some small way.
I feel mildly sick even after my flu shots, but it's too mild to tell if I'm actually sick and that's somehow more annoying.
I hate reading stuff that makes me think because then I get too distracted thinking to keep reading.