"Yeah, we know what day it is. No, we're not changing our latrine habits."
Bodgerina
@bodgerina.bsky.social
Improving the world one badger at a time. One post daily at badger dinner time, whenever that is, when we can. Content largely peanut-based and always badgers' own - these badgers have proper claws. Not b-AI-dgers!
"Just what I wanted, a nice celebratory dish of peanuts after the first rain in aaages."
"Happen you're right, maybe this is a more civilised way of feeding together than both in the same dish!"
🎵 White stripe, black stripe, white stripe, black stripe, sweet Gene Vincent 🎶
"No, the only heat wave I want to hear about now is the work of Martha Reeves and the Vandellas. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah!"
"Nah, this is no time to be playing leapfrog or even leapbadger!"
"Grabbing mouths grab all they can\All for themselves, after all."
"That's right, this clean dish looks nearly as smart as me."
"Say what? Rain? Well, not before time, even if it's only a little sprinkling."
"You know, that's all day someone could have been watering this or digging up worms for me, the lazy so-and-so."
"Jimothy? Never heard of him, but a black and white face and the wrong camera angle mean none of us look our best all the time."
"Late service, is it? I guess I'll take what I can get when I can get it..."
"Patience? I've got plenty of patience and I don't just mean the Channel 4 series, fabulous though it is..."
"Feelgood new PM bounce? Not so much, get back to me when they announce peanuts have been nationalised!"
Tonight my black and white stripes honour King Kev. No bubble perm though.
"Half time show like the Superbowl? Only bowl I'm interested in is the super bowl of peanuts, when it's got peanuts..."
"Yeah, pretty empty. Just like being second best loser but comprehensively so."
"No, nothing to stay up late into the night for now, dinner in daylight's where I'm at..."
"Of course badgers like a bit of early punk. What's my favourite? Oh, today it's Sham 69's 'Angels With Dirty Faces'"
"Yeah, the nights are really drawing in now, might borrow that light of yours soon, actually..."
Early dinner and then I'll only have missed the first five minutes! ⚽️
That one's my one. No, that one's my one. No, that one's my one. No, that one's my one.
FOOTBALLATION BREAK! Yeah, we could all use a day off by this stage in proceedings.
