leo the flop💣
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👉 they/them | 2spirit red river métis 🦅♾️ | preschool teacher turned full-time foster carer | ✨🪩🛸👽 | married af 💍 | 🇨🇦
❗️tips for if you see disturbing content: refocus ground yourself, breathe 1. go onto reddit and search for the subreddit r/eyebleach 2. sort by top of all time 3. scroll until you feel 🥰✨ ⬇️ 4. play a short game like Tetris, Candy Crush, Bejeweled, or Suika
[serious] not a joke!!! avoid this video. i’ve read the description and it’s very disturbing.
Kyle@kylesway.bsky.social · 17h agoJust a warning, if you come across a video of Perez Hilton, do not watch it.
i have traded water for potatoes and flowers, and here’s a happy bumblebee on the black-eyed susan i foraged from the back alley.
my flowers were just about to finally get their six hours of sun and ofc clouds had to come hide the sun… my poor bbs i’m so sorry
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, DC, Disney, or Ghibli.
Greyson 🐶@jedijoe.bsky.social · 4d agoFilm you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, DC, Disney, or Ghibli.
it’s a no bones day and i can’t complain given the company
guess what babes, i can still use the switch to turn it off 😈 our yard will NOT be contributing to light pollution, babes. the streetlight is ENOUGH also i made it less ugly
leo the flop💣@bombchazztic.bsky.social · 6d agomy landlord literally changed our exterior light fixture because she wanted it to turn on AUTOMATICALLY rather than rely on us flipping a switch to have it on ONLY WHEN WE WANT IT ON She doesn’t want TENANTS to have a CHOICE about TURNING ON OR OFF A LIGHT in the home we LIVE IN
not me spending all this time working on the front yard to find my favourite flower blooming in the back alley, sustained by beer and litter
my landlord literally changed our exterior light fixture because she wanted it to turn on AUTOMATICALLY rather than rely on us flipping a switch to have it on ONLY WHEN WE WANT IT ON She doesn’t want TENANTS to have a CHOICE about TURNING ON OR OFF A LIGHT in the home we LIVE IN
y’all are so lucky there’s character limits on bluesky because I DO have a rant about the owning class viewing tenant’s homes as 🏡dollhouses🏡 rather than as homes where real people live every day and are affected by these choices that they have no autonomy in
POV: your landlord came over to “make a few improvements”
one year ago today, we met the babiest baby who ever babied at the cat café and filled out the adoption forms while we cuddled on us It’s our boy Thane Augustus!!!
medical workers in the summer: “we know what’s wrong with you, but we’re not going to tell you, hehe”
Animated Elderly Woman Pool Relaxing
Alt: woman in pool relaxing by throwing phone into water and sipping on a drink
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having to wait seven (7!!!) weeks from ultrasound until i hear about the results because someone is on vacation … another reason why summer is the WORST SEASON
me when i’m chatting about my garden and a truck crashes into a tree AUDIO WARNING: LOUD
my husband and MIL are yelling during a zoom call while i’m fighting for my life on the toilet absolutely blasting ass
got an email saying a power outage was reported at our address we don’t have a power outage the electric company’s non-emergency phone line is closed for the weekend so i guess we wait for someone to show up and tell them someone pranked them? idk!
seeing my dumb grammar post in the midst of everyone’s Saturday night club / bar / party / social gatherings
leo the flop💣@bombchazztic.bsky.social · 2w ago@merriam-webster.com I don’t think “is,” “am,” “will,” “are,” “was,” and related words should be categorized under the same part of speech as “run,” “lick,” “look”, “feel”, and “dance.” Who do I speak to about changing the definition of “verb” to actually make sense?! Thank you.
spouse let me nap for two and a half hours and it wrecked me. it’s almost four a.m. it’s been twelve hours since i woke up from the nap. everything hurts…
@merriam-webster.com I don’t think “is,” “am,” “will,” “are,” “was,” and related words should be categorized under the same part of speech as “run,” “lick,” “look”, “feel”, and “dance.” Who do I speak to about changing the definition of “verb” to actually make sense?! Thank you.
just found out “who” is a pronoun and “our” is an adjective. don’t talk to me ….
being an adult is so lame. everything costs $300 and suddenly i’m allergic to bandaids
✨ Good News: jarl poofus is getting back to his usual self 💩 Bad News: jarl poofus is getting back to his usual self
woke up to the bedroom window having been left open during wildfire season
Spongebob Spongebob Squarepants
Alt: smoke
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my foot has crapped itself again which means there’s no excuse not do the house admin (budgeting, appointments, forms, etc)
did you get the diarrhea parasite or did your stimulants just kick in?
