she's dozing off at the counter. hopefully she doesn't get caught by the most shredded woman in town.

Impa - Royal Guardian of the Hylian Noble Family@hylian-protector.bsky.social · 13h ago

"Hmmm, it's nice to see how lively Hyrule City is for once...maybe I'll have to make a few rounds of the markets and see how everyone is doing. The game stores and even that strange green man are about."

ok so now it's legal.

thank you your highness!!!!

💙𝒫𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝒲𝒾𝓈𝒹𝑜𝓂💙@wisepriestess.bsky.social · 13h ago

"Granted."

princess zelda should grant me special permission to bombchu that freak.

thanks sexy video game girls.

🥱 eepy bombchu babe

i am so fired.

you know what?

Tingle!@thegreattingle.bsky.social · 13h ago

“Don’t show me that! Ew! Gross! Sexual assault is not a joke, Chu Lady!”

oh. understandable.

Majjy@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 13h ago

“Not coming out until that creep leaves.”

i'll show you rude.

Tingle!@thegreattingle.bsky.social · 13h ago

“Double rude.”

midna... i wish i was her.

exCUSE me! staff only.

Majjy@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 13h ago

Don’t mind the strangely dressed horned man ducking under the counter.

you, me, and everyone else.

Malon@lonlonheroine.bsky.social · 13h ago

"I already hate the weird fairy guy."

goddesses save me.

shouldn't you be in jail somewhere?

Tingle!@thegreattingle.bsky.social · 13h ago

“Yeah, it demolishes it.” He slaps his ass, HARD. “I’m foine!”

I drew the Bombchu girl! I think both versions of her look good~ (not sure which account to post this from so why not both) #zelda #oot

looking at you does wonders for my self esteem.

Tingle!@thegreattingle.bsky.social · 13h ago

“You’re being so generous to yourself right now and I love that for you.”

Illustration, Bombchu Girl from Ocarina of Time (updated to remake alt-girl look).

i'm a kakariko village 10 and a hyrule castle town 6. :(

Tingle!@thegreattingle.bsky.social · 13h ago

“Thank god. You’re so mid.”

i like tall guys. and guys who don't wear... that.

Tingle!@thegreattingle.bsky.social · 14h ago

“Yeah. He, like, doesn’t even get us, y’know?”

for free?!

𝐋𝐢𝐧𝐤@maskedherooftime.bsky.social · 14h ago

…bombchu.

someone should hurt this guy.

you should like. do something about that.

𝐋𝐢𝐧𝐤@maskedherooftime.bsky.social · 14h ago

tingle taking money from goth baddies in this economy certainly is punishable by life sentence

i should have heeded your wisdom.

💙𝒫𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝒲𝒾𝓈𝒹𝑜𝓂💙@wisepriestess.bsky.social · 14h ago

"He's been selling pee water....blegh..."

scrunching this up and throwing it down range to be blown to pieces by the next customer.

Tingle!@thegreattingle.bsky.social · 2d ago

📌 TINGLE’S OFFICIAL DATING APPLICATION 🧚‍♂️ • Age: 35 (in fairy years, I’m practically a baby) • Height: 4’11” (6’2” when floating on my balloon) • Perks: I dunno, maps? Oh! And confetti! • Red flags: None, just green spandex! Kooloo-Limpah! 🎈🗺️ Like & repost to get a 10% discount on Tingle Maps!

📌 TINGLE’S OFFICIAL DATING APPLICATION 🧚‍♂️ • Age: 35 (in fairy years, I’m practically a baby) • Height: 4’11” (6’2” when floating on my balloon) • Perks: I dunno, maps? Oh! And confetti! • Red flags: None, just green spandex! Kooloo-Limpah! 🎈🗺️ Like & repost to get a 10% discount on Tingle Maps!

well now i gotta! c'mon...

💙𝒫𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝒲𝒾𝓈𝒹𝑜𝓂💙@wisepriestess.bsky.social · 14h ago

"....You really don't want to know."

i don't think you have a fundamental grasp on business.

Tingle!@thegreattingle.bsky.social · 14h ago

“Because that’s how this works.”