If he's doing this, he's *cooked*...

George Pearkes@peark.es · 10h ago

oh it's getting real *INFANTINO OFFERS MOROCCO WORLD CUP FINAL FOR SUPPORT: TIMES

Max Miller's advisors and counsel right after hearing that:

Man Pours Bleach into Mug

Alt: Man Pours Bleach into Mug. Bottoms up!

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Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 12h ago

NEWSMAX: Your daughter fractured her collarbone and there was a handprint on her upper chest, and it left a bruise. How did that happen? MAX MILLER: What I can tell you is I didn't do that. 9 of the 11 previous days was my ex-wife's care. What's so troubling about child protective services is ...

Dribbling Riley Gaines doubling down on being a prejudiced asshole. It won't shock me if she happens to blow out her knee, she gets a "Michael Irvin's career ending at the Vet" level of reaction from the fans.

W.E.D.em Boyz@leftistwonk.bsky.social · 3d ago

Jesus Christ. Sophie Cunningham fully embracing the right wing grift.

Mauricio Pochettino has signed a new deal to manage the #usmnt through the 2030 World Cup. Big day for U.S. Soccer. "The passion we experienced from the fans throughout the World Cup only strengthened our belief in what is possible here," Pochettino said. www.espn.com/soccer/story...

Mauricio Pochettino signs new deal to remain as USMNT manager

Mauricio Pochettino has signed a new contract to continue as manager of the U.S. men's national team, U.S. Soccer announced Monday morning.

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If anyone has a "Gianni Infantino vs a head of lettuce" meme in the chamber, it might be time to let that one loose. Pissing off 1/3 of the feds that guarantee your place isn't a good job security plan.

Men in Blazers Media Network@meninblazers.bsky.social · 4d ago

CONCACAF have called for “a comprehensive reckoning with” Gianni Infantino’s FIFA presidency 👀

And the next shoe drops... Infantino's seat temperature just went from "Death Valley in August" to "Oven Set To 'Clean'"

Men in Blazers Media Network@meninblazers.bsky.social · 4d ago

FIFA President Gianni Infantino "has lost not only UEFA's confidence but also that of many other members of the football family," according to a statement from the European football governing body.

The WNBA was already on my shit list for allowing the Sun to leave for Houston after this season. Pandering to Riley Gaines From Temu and punishing a minority owner for calling out the particularly awful brand of bullshit she subscribes to just makes cutting ties that much easier.

Defector@defector.com · 6d ago

WNBA suspends Seattle Storm minority owner for being rude to transphobic shitheads:

MiddleAmericasbrough. First Aiden Morris, then Seb Berhalter, now Max Arfsten.

Tom Bogert@tombogert.bsky.social · 6d ago

🇺🇸🔴 BREAKING: Middlesbrough is finalizing a deal to sign USMNT wingback Max Arfsten from the Columbus Crew, per sources - Fee up to $7.5m (incl. add-ons) - Crew retain significant sell-on % - Arfsten expected to travel to complete move in coming days/week www.nytimes.com/athletic/748...

TIL Bradley does therapy bunnies. Hartford has it.

Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli@banditelli.org · 6d ago

@nome.bsky.social What do we think about Bradley International Airport before I fawn over what may be the best program on Earth??? 😭

A little bit of good news for Hartford Athletic as a key component is now here through 2028... www.hartfordathletic.com/news/2026/07...

Hartford Athletic Inks Anderson with Two-Year Extension - Hartford Athletic

HARTFORD, Conn. – Hartford Athletic announced the extension of defender Sebastian Anderson, official as of Monday. The extension is a two-year deal that begins following the 2026 season. In 2026, […]

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Some personal news... I made the tough decision to put my current residence on the market this week. The only reason as to why it was tough as it was a place my parents had built as their dream home.

Well deserved for Seb. Seriously upped his game with the Caps and his WC stint. Be interesting to see how it translates to the Championship.

Tom Bogert@tombogert.bsky.social · 2w ago

🇺🇸🔴 BREAKING: Middlesbrough is set to sign USMNT midfielder Sebastian Berhalter from the Vancouver Whitecaps, per sources. Deal agreed. Berhalter off to Boro. Fee around $2m, rather than Berhalter leaving for free in 5 months when contract expires. www.nytimes.com/athletic/746...

- It took an all-time goaltending performance to keep Spain from running the table. - They only conceded *1* goal all tournament. - They beat nearly half of FIFA's top 10 teams in the KOs and made it look easy. The 2026 version of La Roja are definitely in the "best ever to win it" conversation.

Tutul Rahman@tutul.bsky.social · 2w ago

Put it in perspective, here's Spain's opponents deserved win percentage based on play by @futi.live v #59 Cabo Verde: 3% v #65 Saudi Arabia: 1% v #21 Uruguay: 11% R32 v #22 Austria: 2% R16 v #6 Portugal: 25% Quarter v #10 Belgium: 3% Semi v #4 France: 7% Final v #2 Argentina: 2%

England - Mexico is definitely in the conversation. As were: - Argentina - Cabo Verde - Algeria - Austria - England - France

Bethany Albertson@albertsonb2.bsky.social · 2w ago

Favorite game? I think mine was England Mexico - just epic.

Trump: "Imma walk out there." Crowd:

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 2w ago

Pool report from @svdate.bsky.social, who is at the World Cup ceremony: "The president walked onto the field at 1826 to a sustained chorus of boos. Ambient crowd noise was about 78 decibels. Booing brought it to 84."

Someone at RFEF (Spain's soccer fed) HQ about to do what I like to call a "Stalin Special" on this image...

Will Jennings📉🗳️@drjennings.bsky.social · 2w ago

Completely predictable

And with that, the 2026 World Cup is in the books. I'll be a bit more reflective later, but we do have a worthy champion. ¡Felicidades, España!

Well, this aged like a wedge of Camembert left in a car for a week....

Bonanza Cat (Moving Szn)@bonanzacat.bsky.social · 3w ago

Yep, France has 100% checked out of this 3rd place match....

Yep, France has 100% checked out of this 3rd place match....

Happy "Beat Pawtucket Soccer Concern" Day to all those that celebrate...

Seems the World Cup was just the first semester of my Spanish immersion classes via futbol....

Jonathan Tannenwald@jtannenwald.bsky.social · 3w ago

More Bundesliga TV news: Telemundo gets Spanish rights. All games on Peacock, “more than 100 matches on Telemundo and Universo each season” per the press release.

Just ridiculous how Mbappe makes any defender and goaltender look like Sunday leaguers on the regular.

andré@andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 4w ago

diabolical behavior

Had a real thought provoking conversation with Mitch McConnell today...

Cheh Bien Fait Ouija Board

Alt: Cheh Bien Fait Ouija Board

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We’re not crying, you’re crying Guillermo Ochoa staying behind the final training session at the Azteca to hang up six pairs of gloves Each glove represents a World Cup he has played at for Mexico 🇲🇽 A legend.

The best in the business. Period. Digging in and dying on that hill.

Derek Rae@raecomm.bsky.social · 4w ago

What a fabulous way to go out here in Atlanta with a classic on @FOXSoccer Thanks to co-comm Rob Green for his spot on analysis throughout & Martin Keegan (pictured) & Andy Quinn on production. Lucky enough to have been involved professionally in every World Cup since 1990. 🙏

Well, sure glad I went and ran errands seeing Egypt had it wrapped up. Just gonna check the final stats and.... Oh. Oh my. Well, that took a turn. Well played, screenwriters. Well played indeed.

Without sound, it's solid trolling. With the sound on, it goes to elite trolling.

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 4w ago

(via @belgiumtouch.bsky.social) 🇧🇪

Egypt took one look at the script and decided to improv instead. Turns out the improv is way better than what the screenwriters had in mind. 2-0 Pharaohs Argentina's title defense not looking good.