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Bator showing off and loving my body (and yours). NSFW. 🔞 📍Milwaukee, WI, USA, Earth. 🏳️🌈🍕🌿🍄
For someone who was relentlessly teased as a kid for being nothing but skin and bones, I’m kinda turning into a big boy! I feel so sexy!
Madonna has been the soundtrack to my life. I was a kid in the 80s when her music took over the radio. In the 90s I was a teen when she released some of the most influential music of her career. In the 00s in my twink era I saw her live on the Confessions tour, still the best show I’ve ever seen 1/2
Sometimes I feel like I’ve not been very sexually adventurous in my life, but then I remember the time an ex bootycalled me after pride and we met up on a bike path in the city at 3am and I fucked him bareback right there on the bike path with just my spit for lube #reminiscing
Liz Says 'Such a Gentleman' on Kroll Show
Alt: Liz (Jenny Slate) Says 'Such…a Gentleman' on Kroll Show
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It's Canada Day AND it's my birthday so let's celebrate with a fireworks show shall we? 🥵💦 I'd love it if you guys could help out and show off your best fireworks for me as well in the comments 😏😈. Here are some of my faves so far this year 😇😘!
#Gooning is an amazing outlet, because sometimes we all need to let loose, let go of inhibitions, and reconnect with our animalistic selves. Don’t worry about how you look. Just worry about how you feel. Let yourself be primal. #gooner #bator #bateproud #masturbation #masturbator #solosex #penis
golden hour bate. fuck i love my penis, it’s so beautiful 😍
A friend convinced me to get a mirror for my bate, and I’d say that was a pretty wise decision, wouldn’t you? #bator
BALLS APPRECIATION POST! They’re beautiful, don’t forget them! Share them! Love them! #balls #scrotum #testicles #nutsack #testes #cojones #loins #lowhangers
feeling good today! maybe it’s the 3 days of bating my dong i just did, or the 4 loads i milked out 🤔🤪 #bator
Sometimes you feel like you’re dead inside, but then the doctor walks in and he’s a hairy guy with big brown eyes and the biggest chest you’ve ever seen and he’s chatty with a good sense of humor, and you keep picturing his hairy arms and wondering what the rest of him is like ajsjdjkahsbdjsk
I fucking hate finding a therapist. Finally found someone who sounded like they’d be a good fit, submitted their clinic’s intake form. Got a call 20 minutes later “sorry they’re not accepting new clients, how about these other randos we have laying around”. Just, fuck off.
Had that same fear for so many years! Now that I’m older, I just don’t care. This is me and I’m proud!
You know you’re old when most of the shows you buy tickets for are album anniversary tours 👴🏻
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19
Hammy@hamslapper.bsky.social · 6mo agoDrop an album that was important to you when you were 19
Anyone else suffering from a Pavlovian reaction to Feist - My Moon My Man? 🥵
I think I wanna be a slut this year. And read more books.