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First thing I saw opening my eyes today was a Partiful invitation to an orgy from a stranger
If they drain my seroma/bursitis (tbd) wednesday & I can actually fuckin weight bear finally I’ll post hole or something
Friends coming over to help me with dishes & laundry during early surgery recovery:
Finally playing BG3 & made a drag queen drunken monk named Fruit Punch
Jubilee’s full name being Jubilation Lee is crazy Charles Entertainment Cheese energy
Not too proud to say a Steven Universe song just came on shuffle & made my morning better #gerblinempire
Single-handedly funding Scheana’s next divorce the amount I listen to Good As Gold while doing physical therapy
Dreamed last night I was selling wine to the Obamas & just freakin making shit upppppppppp
My life these days is the most boring Metroidvania like SKILL UPGRADE! YOU CAN LAY ON YOUR SIDE NOW
Dreamed last night that I was a beautiful trans woman but I have way too much goin on rn to unpack that
Your body tea, & life gave me lemons so I’m making lemonade, let’s get together & do the Arnold Palmer 🫦
At this point all it’d take for me to fall in love is mediocre lasagna
My PT office had a really good k-pop playlist going today while they committed unspeakable crimes to my body
It’s oddly funny how I’m basically trapped in an escape room from hell & my only connection to reality is logging onto Websites where everyone’s like “got a hot dog! :p”
Challenging you to a chicken nugget eating contest just so you get sauce all over your face & I fall even deeper in love with you