if i ever visit LA im going to be physically unable to stop pronouncing it "lah hangalayus" in a frank black voice
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monumental pinball game I just played on winchester mystery house. 2x playfield mode stack super spinner AND cashed it before the time ran out
I've been to numerous Less Than Jake seminars and have received compelling information regarding the musical tastes of their friends
age of empires? more like age of shempires. shemp, the guy, uh. the guy from the three stooges. the one that replaced curly. shemp
pov you're the doctor at my pre-op asking me to pull down my pants but i have completely forgotten where i am or what im doing and am about to aggro and spawn adds
good posts on the tl today. im laffin on my ass. great job everyone i follow you're killing it today
six weeks!! the first big milestone has been reached. officially speaking i have no more activity restrictions except straddle activities and swimming. hooray!
[nodding my head solemnly] that's right my child.......all the doo dah day
straps need some adjusting but what do we think chat is this a winner
straps need some adjusting but what do we think chat is this a winner
my new two piece bikini set arrived and it looks so cute but i am so tired and i don't know if i have the energy to try it on
the odyssey was pretty fucking good. mark wahlberg really Did That Shit
i step out on stage and grab the microphone. "is everyone ready to get some poop on their cock!!!!" i am subsequently murdered multiple times by every member of the crowd. the bartenders carry me out back to the dumpster and throw me in