BoofinBoofer

@boofinboofer.bsky.social

Stinky Alt account of a Certain Corgo 25 y/o corgo Asexual

Random 2am thought: fartmancy A character whose magical powers comes from how gassy they are, meaning they gotta either eat foods that make them gassy or ignore their intolerances. Any fart can be used to cast a spell :)

Wild Typhlosion are known to hold in their gas for extended periods of time, waiting for 'the right target' to let it all out on. For this reason, other pokemon must exercise extreme caution when roaming areas known to contain them - or else they risk receiving a rude, foul-smelling surprise 💨

You really shouldn't have pissed him off. Now he's gonna be going for a while! This is my asshole Time Dragon named Cylredenobylyn [Sill-red-een-no-buy-lin] or Cylred for short.