Joseph R. Lallo

@bookofdeacon.com

Used to be an author. Kind of still am. he/him

Our rent proration for July went through WHEW! It sucked to not be able to use 1/3 of place for almost a month, but the credit is definitely a silver lining. Currently only short by around $400. My shop is open and I also have a GFM. Shares are greatly appreciated 💜

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Gmail has started adding AI overviews into my emails, and turning it off means turning off features I actually want. For now, I'm just giving each one of them negative feedback and explaining my feelings in the comment, but I might have to take more drastic measures soon.

A useful engineering hack. If you need to take some fairly complex measurements on the fly, grab a credit card or business card and take a picture. Later you can use the size and shape to correct perspective and match scale. You can get the measurements very close.

A photo of three screw holes from something that was removed from some siding. A single finger is holding a discount card for a grocery chain against the siding for size reference.

While I've got Bluesky open, let me announce that I've initiated "The Great Merch Experiment," where I will create a sample of merch and, if I break even on it, use that money to create the second sample of merch. First up, Vinyl Myn stickers. Let me know if you want any.

A photograph of Myn the dragon, illustrated by Fable, as a 3 inch glossy vinyl sticker. Held in moody lighting by a hand.

Y’all there’s SO MANY struggling artists right now. Please please help if you are in the position to do so. Do some early holiday shopping. Treat yourself to something special. Donate just to keep seeing people create. And don’t forget sharing always helps so much. We are just trying to survive.

There are a lot of things about my brain that I wish I could change. One of the things I feel fortunate about is I'm not really one who is consumed with envy when others succeed. But that doesn't mean that I don't compare myself in ways that are unhealthy.

Brand new Micro Arbori Bonsais are landing just in time for the holiday shopping season. These little guys measure just under 3in in height and are accented with moss flocking. Priced at just $25 each, they are perfect for gifting. Choose between four colors! First batch drops 11/14 @ 1PM MST.

A photo of four tree dragon figures in small resin pots.  They are colored like the four seasons and are sitting on a patch of grass with a wood background.

Every now and then, my brain will just feed me a line from a cartoon or a show that was meant to be a tongue twister and I'll just say it out loud as the answer to a question. What do you want for dinner? The Scarlet Pimpernel's Lumpy Pumpernickel Crumpets.

I think it might be funny to keep track of the things I've had to look up while writing this novel. Discounting my own established lore, I've looked up: - The ingredients in green goddess dressing - How long does it take to make French Bread Pizza