Today on roadside adventures, the toilet terror. Or accidental bathroom voyeurism
Boop (bacon)
@boopig.bsky.social
UK pig partying its way across the universe they/it/she-queer-poly Filth, nastiness and love-the sweaty and romantic kind Increasingly pierced & inked, on a journey fuelled by estrogen and stimulants Pigsters with Porkchop, bacon to Boss Pigpup.farm
Called the gp to appointment, told the receptionist the time and she asks "Sorry, in which dimension?" Turns out she'd misheard the time for one in the past but for a split second I questioned my reality
Yep that works. Needs more pullback on the bars (and a huge electric motor)
I need a US payphone for reasons, can anyone help with this?
me: "I should get on with.... " Brain: "WHAT ABOUT THAT TATTOO OF A GOOSE, YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT THAT" ??? What was I doing?
Okay it's work time. But first, thirst. Body is doing the things I largely want. Now if I could only get some HECKING TITS. Though I did manage to bind them the other week, so that's progress
When the only printer you have is a fax machine that takes PDFs but you need to rotate and crop an image.
Seeing my traffic lights show up on Instagram and reposted by EMF. Feels good ma'am
Lasered, because apparently I deserve a modesty cloth. Also body writing ( functional)
Yes yes yes. Outdoor shower is life. (Please no pressure wash the boop)
Dog, EMF was once again a blast, absolutely feels like home. I miss it wildly already, the little utopia that only exists for a short while. Some random pics, gender talks, Boss mixing, art, the impromptu wedding, staff spinning. So much more uncaptured and lived.
The pig did an art!! Absolutely loved having the opportunity to make art for EMF, mixed signals was a great way to introduce people to the traffic lights model of consent, kicked off many conversations. Gonna miss you EMF, until next time <3
I hate the fact that this is necessary but absolutely love that someone is doing it
ORANG FOPS just smoked you on the motorway doing a NEEEOOOWWWW
Current air rep, consumed by the brain. Upcoming experimental solution: Skydiving. Perhaps freefall will reset the brain.
I should sleep but MAKE SOME NOISE is too good. Sam reich really does look like the kind of old time western salesman who would sell a remedy that doesn't work.
