*truck backing up sounds*

Wanna hang out?

Easy, Medium or Hard difficulty? 💦🔊

Is this appropriate for a high school reunion be honest

Oh okay

"It's not gay if-" words spoken by absolute cowards.

Shiny ✨️

To celebrate Independence Day i will be free use 🇺🇸🎆

Doing this but reaalllllllllly slow

I am approaching your location at high speed ⚠️

What are you, gay (complimentary)?

Would you like a snack? 😋🍑

Are you just gonna stand there watching??? Thats kinda weird bro

"Bigger than yours?" Do you mean the front, or the back? Either way, yes

"Bigger than yours?" Do you mean the front, or the back? Either way, yes

Friend said "stopimgonnacum" but thats not my name so I kept bouncing

Choose your fighter

I need to make some adjustments to my wardrobe 🥴

Bro said he wanted to "borrow my wagon" I dont even own one wtf did he mean

Why did I buy shorts with no button smh

I look like this and also am a boy who plays video and trading card games, if you can believe such a thing is even possible So rare and unique and special, theyre calling him the first to ever do it

Bottom heavy

"Just take a bite of your burger it isn't that thick." The burger:

Family told me to bring Jell-O for the function but then got mad, wtf

Standing over u like this

Sorry its so big and grabbable... you probably don't like it... nvm...

I'm so smooth omg

Would you an elf :s