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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 2d ago

So tired of the "BREAKING! TUMP WILL NOT SURVIVE THIS!!!!" bullshit posts from the engagement farmers and reposts from reasonably sus accounts with their emoji-landed profiles. Y'all have been at this for ten fucking years. TEN YEARS. Yet here we are. That asshole persists.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: two humanoid ants are in the middle of an intense showdown. One of them is holding a giant paperclip with one end straightened out. They are standing on an electric wall outlet. Ant 1, with the paperclip, points to Ant 2 and says, “if I go down, you’re going with me.” Ant 2 grimly replies, “you wouldn’t…” Panel 2: Ant 1 swings the paperclip overhead, aimed directly into the wall outlet hole. Ant 2 yells, “don’t!!” Panel 3: zoomed way out, the wall outlet explodes a little spark with a POOF! A person on a couch next to the outlet looks over and says, “what the—?!”

This over-states the range by ~2x. It does not have a solid state battery, it's LFP. White monkeys and bots are workin' overtime glazing CCP EVs.

Diana 💙🩵💙🩵@freetolearn58.bsky.social · 2d ago

It will not be $17999 in the west. LMAO. Here's actual info: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_... Range: 630km on the CLTC cycle. Which is pretty good, but the CLTC cycle is pretty generous.

Toyota bZ5 - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

I’d trade in both my toyotas (1989 SR5 coupe and 2019 Camry) for this one! youtu.be/q5apGcZeW3I

How very Russian... www.newsweek.com/pete-hegseth...

Pete Hegseth accused of covering up USS Abraham Lincoln resupply problems

President Donald Trump has dismissed reports of low morale aboard an aircraft carrier key to the Iran war.

newsweek.com

Hmmm. Given their English curriculum is so bad (every kid takes English, few learn it) I don't have high hopes for this. Japan starts planning language program for foreign residents - The Japan Times share.google/UWpnzkKTeEHu...

Japan starts planning language program for foreign residents

The program would also assist in helping residents understand local systems and rules, and is hoped to be trialed in fiscal 2028.

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Jon Cooper@joncooper-us.bsky.social · 3d ago

Or, simpler: Paxton is a reprehensible huge piece of shit. Talarico is a decent guy.

Dear Texans: You’ve got a clear choice in November. One candidate wants data centers in your backyard, opposes legalizing marijuana, and would bulldoze Big Bend for a border wall. The other candidate wants to rein in data centers, legalize marijuana, and protect Big Bend. Choose wisely.

How fucked up do you need to be to glaze trump like this?

MB@sugarcubedog.bsky.social · 3d ago

And folks just cannot resist the bait.

He’s trolling.

John Scalzi@scalzi.com · 3d ago

I have encountered saucy-sus bots that reply in less than a second only to be banished to the void. Alos occasionally the occasional "real America patriot" that has serious opinions about warm water ports and NATO expansion.

Yuuuuuuup. "Don't Engage, Just Block" was a terrific ethos to have instilled early on, and when the main feed doesn't have an algorithm to promote shitty engagement, so much the better. Also why people here are unbothered by being smaller than X - most everyone here is actually real, and not a dick.

Otto English@ottoenglish.bsky.social · 3d ago

Gotta own the libs.

I simply do not understand the mentality of people who prefer oil and gas and "drill baby drill" to the cost of the Earth and our pockets... to those of us who want clean, cheap, renewable energy. How brainwashed by big oil and its (often) paid advocates do you have to be? How gullible.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4d ago

LMAO. But hey, given the current state of things....😐

LOL Hegseth couldn’t get elected as mayor of hometown of Forest Lake, MN, and Forest Lake is 60 percent Trump voters

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is traveling to Iowa in his “personal capacity,” the Pentagon said, further fueling speculation that the former Fox News personality is mulling a run for president at some point.

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 4d ago

My favorite part of their "exclusive" and "breaking" coverage is their inability to use a non-AI slop image in the article.

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: The crisis inside Trump’s military appears to be spreading. MeidasTouch obtained text messages from a USS Carl Vinson sailor’s wife saying sailors are being forced to shower in cold water and the ship’s water fountain's have been shut off as they prepare for another deployment.

tomwellborn3rd@wellborn.net · 5d ago

Looking forward to all the MAGA fools moving to North Korea.

Fuckface is stripping a treaty ally of its defenses because a starving dictator with gulags has been respectful to him personally. Then he types out that Seoul refused him on Iran, unprompted, because his rotting brain cannot tell humiliation from an accomplishment.

Gary Hatch@patrick1775henry.bsky.social · 4d ago

This did not happen.

x.com/miafortrump/.... BREAKING: Senate Democrats just introduced a bill that bans Trump from pardoning himself for corruption. This corrupt clown could finally go to jail for a long time. Thumbs up 👍 if you’re ready to see this grifter behind bars where he belongs.

MAKS 26 👀🇺🇦@maks23.bsky.social · 4d ago

He's not wrong. Getting SpaceX to shut down Starlink for the Russians was a big fucking deal. Musk is still a manbaby piece of shit who conflates his financial success with intellect. But he did the right thing that one time and it did save lives.

👀👀👀

PuckFutin@puckfutin.mainbastards.online · 4d ago

I wonder if fiber drones are at the point where they can pump power down the fiber to allow for indefinite idle on the ground...

Ukrainian fiber optic drones intercepting enemy transport vehicles carrying russian infantry in the Donetsk region.

Patrick Daugherty@rotopat.bsky.social · 4d ago

A dude I went to highschool with posted a Spotify link to his AI slop music on linkedIn. Being linkedIn, people praised it.

We're all trying to find the "tech giants" who incentivized this

The Associated Press@apnews.com · 4d ago

ProTip: maybe don't sell body armor and drone parts via a dedicated "SMO" portal on your ecommerce site? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Day after day over recent weeks, Ukrainian drones have pummeled giant depots belonging to Wildberries, the country's biggest online retailer, burning estimated billions of dollars' worth of merchandise and bringing the war home to the broad public.