Hey! How come the other maids are all wearing like practical work clothes? You gave me like a sexy halloween version of a french maid uniform? What's up with that? They're saying I'm not even one of them and slut shaming me and stuff? I'm here to clean, right?

Ratchet & Clank: Capitalism and colonialism are intrinsically linked. The socioeconomic disparity that the workers suffer under and the theft of land (that will inevitably come for your home too) can go on no longer. Kill the industrialists!

You don't have to want to take hrt to take hrt.

A lot of girls can suck their own tiddies and some can even suck their own dick, but almost nobody can lick their own elbow, so it's obvious where you orally fixated sluts should be directing your focus if you really wanna make a good impression and demonstrate your usefulness.

*moving phrases around in my Sherlockian mind palace, but they all just say "hot MILF with a fat mom bod"*

Two girls fully clothed pretending to rail each other. Not even really dry humping. Just assuming the positions and acting out the motions. Reblog if you agree.

The opposite of a game boy is a business woman. I'm pretty sure.

Don't Tell My Wife I Buttfucked Her Trans Friend envisioned a brave new world where cishet monogamous women are friends with tgirls and it's exciting to see it revisited in its new sequel Don't Tell My Wife I Buttfucked Her Trans Friend #02.

Thesis: I have a boner, so I should jerk off Antithesis: I can't jerk off rn bc my girlfriend is gonna be here at any minute Synthesis: I have a boner, so I should use my girlfriend's body to jerk off with

*people pay me to take my bra and panties off* *I use this money to buy more bras and panties*

*turns you into a girl* *turns you into a girl* *turns you into a girl* *turns you into a girl* *turns you into a girl* *turns you into a girl* *turns you into a girl* *turns you into a girl* *turns you into a girl*

I never use the fancy extra buttons that mouse makers slap onto mice these days, but I've come to understand their purpose. It's important to have an extra button that isn't mapped to anything so you can click it. Just click it whenever you wanna fidget a bit. Click click click click click click.

Hipster voice: The popular girls invited you to an orgy? And you went? That's embarassing. You're so basic. I only hook up with weird esoteric girls. Ones you've probably never even heard of.

Soft power is um when she's impotent, but she tops and dommes you anyways.

I still think it's gauche to publicly screenshot dunk on someone. Especially if you aren't even gonna crop out or obscure their username. ESPECIALLY especially especially if you're doing it in reply to your own quote post in preparation for them blocking you lmao.

I think the most feminine trait a woman can have is penis.

Living so wrecklessly rn. Right on the edge. I can't recommend anyone take the risks that I do, but for the moment I feel free. Btw this is a post about opening fruit cups in bed.

Kicked out of the gooner NEET community because I gooner NEETed too good and somehow it turned into self employment.

Are you gay? Have you been gay? Will you be gay? When will you be gay?

Went to download a Wii ISO. There was a "Download (fast)" button and a "Download (slow)" button. I naturally clicked "Download (slow)" bc "Download (fast)" must be paywalled or something. Then I went to get another one, but this time I clicked "Download (fast)" AND IT FUCKING DOWNLOADED TOO!

It's so hot how statistically average your dick is! It's like big and small at the same time! I bet people are always telling you "this reminds me of most other penises" and "I can feel that you're in me, but it isn't uncomfortable!"

These jerk off instructions are way too complicated. I can't even find the Allan wrench.

Motherless got shut down! An end of an era. Was it a good era? No, but alas.

I love my girlfriend 🌈 I love my girlfriend 😍 I love my girlfriend 💖 I love my girlfriend 😎 I love my girlfriend 🥰 I love my girlfriend 💕 I rawr XD my girlfriend 🦖 I love my girlfriend 👩‍❤️‍👩

I didn't know excel was Canadian? It's literally the most popular gum here! Y'all non Canadians don't know what you're missing out on! (It's mid like it's fine it's like any other gum)

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A hoodie can be a form of lingerie when you're pure of heart and perverted of mind.

It's so cool that humans evolved mouths so that they could suck on cocks, but then I guess they also lifehacked their way into using them for speech too and that's obviously caused a lot of problems.

Made it to 7k followers :3 Thank you, everyone!

Don't forget to masturbate to me today! You have to do it EVERY DAY!

I think it's so cool when girls are having fun. I see girls having fun and I think it's a good thing and I'm like made happy by it. Welcome to my dark and twisted mind.