I’m literally the best at flirting.

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Which one of you idiots gave Zia an EMP?

Well, there’s your problem. You’re overthinking relaxation. Kinda defeats the point.

𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧-𝐀𝟎𝟗𝟎@ofscarletsparta.bsky.social · 2d ago

No I know what I want to do, it's just that what I want to do isn't "relaxing" enough.

And that’s him trying to tap her away with the screwdriver. “A kid? A-are you being serious? You don’t know what a child is?”

036 Orphic Fracture@orphicfracture.bsky.social · 2d ago

» Many problems One of her manipulators reaches for a screw. » What is kid?

Am I really getting whined at by the guy who can’t even decide what HE wants to do?

𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧-𝐀𝟎𝟗𝟎@ofscarletsparta.bsky.social · 2d ago

Preeetty sure they keep a strict inventory down there and anything that goes missing randomly becomes a big security issue.

Apparently.

“I beg to differ…” He’s not doing anything serious. Just gently and very carefully screwing some screws into the frame of the drone. “It’s a mess, ain’t it? Blame the kid.”

036 Orphic Fracture@orphicfracture.bsky.social · 2d ago

» Orphics's programming fine. » Made by best She watches him work closely. Leaning in closer and closer she hums critically. » Unfortunate

You people make concentrating on my work WAY more difficult than it needs to be.

What they don’t know about won’t kill them.

𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧-𝐀𝟎𝟗𝟎@ofscarletsparta.bsky.social · 2d ago

The stolen parts from R&D part.

He’s feeling the urge to throw out his entire wardrobe and buy new clothes.

‘They’? What’s wrong with his hobbies!?

𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧-𝐀𝟎𝟗𝟎@ofscarletsparta.bsky.social · 2d ago

Maybe they both need new hobbies, then.

“Orphic needs extensive reprogramming.” He’s half tempted to attack her with the screwdriver. But he keeps his composure and resumes tinkering with the half busted drone ahead of him.

036 Orphic Fracture@orphicfracture.bsky.social · 2d ago

» Thought Human could handle. » Orphic wrong. She picks up the correct one and hands it to him.

Well. He’s shit out of ideas then.

𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧-𝐀𝟎𝟗𝟎@ofscarletsparta.bsky.social · 2d ago

Not particularly.

Does he have any interest in shopping or messing around with spare parts that might’ve been stolen from R&D?

𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧-𝐀𝟎𝟗𝟎@ofscarletsparta.bsky.social · 2d ago

This is a genuine question. He "needs more hobbies" apparently. Because Ricochet isn't what most people would consider a hobby, they'd consider that overtime since you need to be in armor to do that or whatever.

I am EASILY the best dressed Spartan. #SeductiveSunday

“What. Do. You. Think?” Shoooooves it off.

036 Orphic Fracture@orphicfracture.bsky.social · 2d ago

» Wrong one? Her Sentinel turns on its side.

“Thank y—”. Aaaand he’s crushed by the comically massive screwdriver.

036 Orphic Fracture@orphicfracture.bsky.social · 2d ago

Passes the biggest screwdriver.

(READER)! Pass me that screwdriver.

Yeah. I can do green. #SpartanSunday

Let's take it easy today. #SeductiveSunday

#SpartanSunday

Anyway. Enough whoring myself out for the fleeting attention of others. I have a drone to rebuild.

I am EASILY the best dressed Spartan. #SeductiveSunday

I could have sworn someone tried flirting with me.

He’s around. Exhausted, but around.