Poop is more valuable than pee because it contains more Labor
Bosch Egg
@boschegg.bsky.social
You've got my number down, You know every one of my names
I had been tracking a mail fraudster for little over a year, and I felt I knew his habits better than he did, hell, I probably knew he was sick before he did. So finding him less than a day's travel up the Little Missouri, pale and dry in the face with dysentery, felt like saying goodbye to a lover.
started using a pumice stone on the bottom of my feet seven months ago and now my eye colour is starting to change
I got a whole group chat of plucky girl detectives in every city who gon solve your life case by case
Tim Horton's Iced Capp is about to cost more than a White Baby on the Barbary Slave Trade
Today will henceforth be known as Cookie Blair's Emancipation Day
Video Game History Foundation@gamehistoryorg.bsky.social · 6mo agoBREAKING: We've freed Cookie. Following an investigation by VGHF, Ukie and Web Capio have suspended DMCA takedowns for Cookie's Bustle on behalf of Graceware, SL. More info:
working on my American Dad themed Digimon team, this my Roger, who you got?
The peace of having peed one's pants without the stress of having to pee one's pants; that's the peace I want to give to you, to the whole world if I could.
Being able to handstand and pee 10 feet in the air and catch it all in my mouth is one of my charm points~
I'll be real once I'm on the TV, but for now, I exist for the only person that matters, YOU, the reader at home.
I ain't even gonna play about it I've been naughty all year I'm surprised Santa didn't drop an un-shielded cesium rod down my shit man I didn't do anything good for anybody and I'm looking forward to doing it all again next year, twice-fold.
Oh my God, it's still in its original Walmart anti-theft device...
to the tune of New Order's Leave Me Alone: In a thousand houses in Springfield I see a thousand yellow families