Do you guys wanna hear my song

// they can't put the flowers in castle town bc they knew aqua and lancer's friendship would be too powerful

Ho-ho-hee! Blue kid, you forgot your ELEMENTAL TYPING! RUBBER is resistant to ELECTRICITY and FIGHTING! Refer to your MANUAL for more information.

❤️ Kris@whattheycallyou.bsky.social · 4d ago

❤️ (Stare incredulously) > (Shocker Breaker II)

Ralsei

✰ ⋮ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝕶𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 .@withblackenedknife.bsky.social · 4d ago

⠀ ⟢ ummm uhhh uhhhh ⟢ THE POINTY-HEADED WILL SAY 'TOOTHPASTE' AND THEN 'BOY'. ⠀

6 foot 7 the tung tung man

I'm the Roaring Knight, uee hee hee.

Thank you for the repost Kris Kross Applesauce

6 foot 7 the tung tung man

I HAVE NOT DRUNK WATER IN 2 YEARS. I HYDRATE EXCLUSIVELY THROUGH THE MOISTURE OF DARKCANDY. MY BLOODWORK CAME BACK. THE DOCTOR SAID “LANCER YOU ARE TECHNICALLY A DARKCANDY”. I ASKED IF THIS WAS BAD. HE SAID HE DID NOT KNOW. I HAVE BEEN ADDED TO A STUDY. I AM THE STUDY. I AM 4'3" OF EVIDENCE

I beated the knight

I'm in the walls like carpet

i'm a chud i'm a chud i'm a fat little chud

{{ theres also a yellow but again im Waiting first

Lancer.@bouncyspade.bsky.social · 4w ago

{{ i said "lets make a mew mew" and my finger slipped and accidentally typed lancer

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MR ANT TENNA.@tenpmprogram.bsky.social · 4w ago

//You have to let it hit him. you can only watch.

{{ vaguely imagining the arcade form in ch2 where susie grabbed kris's arms but its lancer and susie

✧⌣⋆⌢ ⌌ ┆ ⠀𝕷ᴜᴍᴇɴ 𝕯ʀᴀᴄᴏɴɪs.@securisrune.bsky.social · 4w ago

whoa. CAN I TRY IT?

{{ i said "lets make a mew mew" and my finger slipped and accidentally typed lancer

Here I go!

⠀ I'm...! 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗗 𝗚𝗨𝗬! ⠀