This just in, I have finished the gacha machine restoration. It’s now available to loan if any Cheltenham mutuals would like it for their stand at a convention. Takes new £1 coins and can be set to 1 - 4 quid vending.

This robin has big naturals.

No, you made a small pontoon for a phone, glued a mirror at 45 degrees to it and floated it over the surface of your pond while streaming. You’re an idiot, not me. You.

I wonder how many bottles of Chandelier Cleaning spray they sell a year.

I edited my Lifestyle Satellite Jukebox playlist with some choice 0898 videos and made it slightly more late night thirsty. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LNM...

Lifestyle Satellite Jukebox

YouTube video by Martin Payne

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Wasn’t expecting this aliexpress ice cube thing to so closely resemble a Dalek butt toy.

A couple of days ago, I found out what happens if you hit your hand with the water coming out of a pressure washer. You end up with a fuckin’ raggedy arse deep cut and it really hurts.

Earlier on today, I saw a tiny baby in a pram just staring at YouTube from a phone clipped to the frame. I think we’re cooked as a species.

Forget the £190 Gmaecube, here’s a £260 SNES

£190 for a Gamecube. I feel like I’m loosing my mind.

No, you’ve just come home from a bootsale with a gatchapon machine.

Sin City. Hands down the worst movie I've ever seen, and I've watched Manos more than once

Defector@defector.com · 3w ago

What's the worst movie you've ever watched in a theater? defector.com/whats-the-wo...

Amazon reporting a 700% increase in Spanish flag sales

Only if the local yoghurt factory explodes and floods the streets. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Could Gloucester become UK City of Culture in 2033?

Gloucester City Council's cabinet has approved a plan to launch a bid to become a UK City of Culture.

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Is Tonty Blair to blame for this?

We got Spurt about six years ago. He is badly made, from the cheapest components possible, and is terrible at what he does, but he keeps on going. Be more spurt.

Say what you want about the heatstroke dome (currently a lovely 48c) it’s superb for drying stuff. I pressure washed some cat piss out of a holdall and it dried amazing in a couple of days.

Fibre to the home is grar

Honestly, I saw this an thought it was an Onion article. Also, did you hear that Alex Jones exploded?

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 4w ago

A tourist was seriously injured after being thrown 8 feet into the air by a bull bison in Yellowstone National Park. Professional photographer Mike Macleod filmed the incident.

Coke floats are still ace.

We go live to my geodesic dome.

Three quid charity shop iPad mini keyboard, some loving dremeling, an old hacked Amazon Fire tablet and some VHB tape and I have reinvented the Netbook! Gonna stick a Commodore logo on it and make bank.

Ever see something in a shop that makes you do a triple take?

Take me down to the tetanus city Where the blood’s pumping And it don’t look pretty

Steve@chompmancobra.bsky.social · 4w ago

Take me down to the Pareidolia City Where the grass is a face And that house is a kitty

Bristol is keeping it real

People were asking me why I didn’t want to go on the ferris wheel. Perhaps it was all the sand in the mechanism, or the torn bin bag over the main bearing. #nota

Yer boy really thought he could sit outside and eat his Gregs at the seaside.

Mayhem at the breakfast bar

Honestly, I think I’m fine here thanks.

Me? Toast, marmalade. Two poachies, hash browns, veggie sausage. Two teas, and mankind’s greatest invention a peanut butter and marmite crumpet.