While I hope nobody will have to die for Larry, in the event of that tragic occurrence, Larry will dig a hole eleven feet from your grave as you are lowered into it.

Jon Phillips@jowiph.bsky.social · last mo.

I would kill or die for Larry

Herzegovina. Herze comin’outtaya, too.

Nathan Fielder watching from the sideline tunnel, next to the regulation goal he swapped out with a slightly-smaller goal.

Cabo Verde still hasn’t used a single megalixir this World Cup.

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Bringing up the rear of the B1G train (still getting used to these early morning kickoff times). 184 plus fees for the sum of our retired Heisman jerseys, plus an extra 55 for another one worn by a Buncha Guys (particularly this one)

negotiating with bombs

Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*

Box whine

Cezary Jan Strusiewicz@ostrichson.bsky.social · 2y ago

BOX WINE IS A LIE! The box is only there to conceal the BAG of wine. You're drinking bag wine! Box wine is bag wine! Box wine is bag wine!

the incoming stolen hurricane valor is going to fundamentally reshape climate change discourse