I don’t have an oomf tier list every oomf is an oomf I’d like to give a little forehead kiss to

We are so back…

It’s kind of crazy to me that illegal gambling rings and prediction markets can exist at the same time

I was in a wedding yesterday 💐

Hello from a hotel in suburban NJ

Rare, elusive car selfie

After a month of spotty gym performance I think my immediate goal is eat clean for a protracted period, lean out my midsection a bit and build big fucking gorilla arms and a big chest 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

I am the sole man in a bridal party this weekend and kind of hype tbqh

I’m just saying I think it would be a pretty good double bluff if that dog emoji was boston gay boy’s real face all along

Seated for the Odyssey

hey guys

Vacation butt 🏝️

Everyone say “thank you bathroom skylight”

Vacation butt 🏝️

Into “property” is absolutely crazy 😭

I kind of think everyone should have to work a somewhat menial, tedious job (for a fair wage) in their late teens/early 20s as a lesson in no one being above any form of labor.

Monolithizing the south as backward on Beyoncé’s internet?? Let’s retire that pls

Literally me trying to decide between two very similar hairy chest Polaroids for my next gallery. I’ve been looking at them for hours 😭

Been rewatching the docudrama series A Haunting that used to be on discovery channel and it’s so funny that this show terrified me as a kid bc it’s so fucking camp lmao

I hypothesize that Zane Phillips’ physique is polarizing because it lies somewhere between “Hollywood heartthrob action hero” and “professional bodybuilder” aesthetics. He doesn’t fully fit either of those heuristics

Im so glad for this rain in NYC. Feel like I can finally breathe again

I can’t quite explain it but there’s something that makes vague posting on your Instagram story feel way tackier than doing it on twitter it bluesky

Why don’t the big brother housemates simply take Julie Chen Moonves to Housing Court?

We could obviate insider trading on predication markets by simply outlawing prediction markets

Why does Haley Stevens sound like *that*

There’s a proposal to put a data center at in my hometown. Proud to have family who attended the first town hall and spoke out against it

The comments section under a video about love island casting is making me lose it. Like I think a ticketed event at a gay club would kill these ppl

July has not been a very slay month for gym consistency I fear

Accidentally causing drama at work by pointing out the contents of an email to a colleague who hadn’t seen it yet 🫩

I fixed a filing cabinet drawer at work this morning and brought in my own drill from home to do it. Am I the office butch now?