My neighbor just told me that she keeps finding wolf spiders in her garage. This neighborhood is going downhill

Just watched the Jackass episode where Johnny takes his grandma to the taxidermists and I completley lost it when he said "If your eyes don't look right we can just put on your sunglasses"

there is no male fantasy stronger than being a secret killing machine with a gentle soul

Tenebrad@bradislove.bsky.social · 9h ago

I'm going to the gym to exercise my body until it is the ultimate killing machine. I don't want to kill anybody, but that's just a side effect of having a strong and powerful body. I will do my best to not kill people with how healthy I am.

I'm going to the gym to exercise my body until it is the ultimate killing machine. I don't want to kill anybody, but that's just a side effect of having a strong and powerful body. I will do my best to not kill people with how healthy I am.

Ah yes, the director of the Charlie's Angels films, Machine Cum Gelly

You shouldn't go see The Ice Cream Man because Eli Roth is a talentless hack, but if you needed another reason there's generative AI in it too

Whenever Hank Hill derisively mutters the name "Thatherton" he sounds just a little like Butt-Head

Spider-Man after he accidentally injures a cop

Tenebrad@bradislove.bsky.social · yesterday

Funny how in the Dark Knight Batman uses immoral surveillance tech while his Batbuddies bemoan his descent into fascism and then he destroys his computers afterwards so that he won't do it again, but nice little fella Peter Parker casually does the same thing and it's totally fine, no biggie.

Hookup app for demi people so you can get to know someone for weeks or months before having a one night stand

It's probably fine

Funny how in the Dark Knight Batman uses immoral surveillance tech while his Batbuddies bemoan his descent into fascism and then he destroys his computers afterwards so that he won't do it again, but nice little fella Peter Parker casually does the same thing and it's totally fine, no biggie.

They made a good MCU movie! I'm not even saying that in the grading-on-a-curve "good for a MCU movie" way. Brand New Day is actually the good kind of good and I had no idea they still had this in them

Tenebrad@bradislove.bsky.social · yesterday

Now seated for Spider-Man: Brand New Day. I haven't really liked a Spider-Man movie since the Raimi years, but I've heard nothing but good things about this one so my cautious optimism senses are tingling #Filmsky 📽️

Now seated for Spider-Man: Brand New Day. I haven't really liked a Spider-Man movie since the Raimi years, but I've heard nothing but good things about this one so my cautious optimism senses are tingling #Filmsky 📽️

It's impossible to not have mixed feelings about zoos, regardless of how well managed they are, but I still had a good time seeing all the cool animals yesterday

Wait, so Ryan Gosling plays a guy who falls in The Nice Guys, and then he plays a guy who is nice in The Fall Guy? Wow, that's some range you have there, Ryan.

Tenebrad@bradislove.bsky.social · 2d ago

Now watching The Nice Guys (2016) #Filmsky 📽️

Fun stuff. Wish we lived in a universe where Shane Black never made that Predator movie and The Nice Guys got a sequel or two instead #Filmsky 📽️

Tenebrad@bradislove.bsky.social · 2d ago

Now watching The Nice Guys (2016) #Filmsky 📽️

Now watching The Nice Guys (2016) #Filmsky 📽️

I'm not usually around kids as much as I was today, and I didn't realize that children spend so much of their time open mouth coughing and telling their parents to look at things that are already right in front of them

Found where they're keeping the Bluesky elders

"Oh hi, I didn't see you come in. Sorry the place is such a mess, I can't stop pooping in the water"

Little kid seeing a turtle sitting on a rock: "Look Dad! A turtle!" Seconds later, the same kid seeing a different turtle swimming underwater: "Look Dad! A fish turtle!"

Tenebrad@bradislove.bsky.social · 3d ago

Going to the zoo today and I haven't been to one since I was a kid so I'm unfamiliar with modern zoo etiquette. Any idea how much I should tip the animals?

Going to the zoo today and I haven't been to one since I was a kid so I'm unfamiliar with modern zoo etiquette. Any idea how much I should tip the animals?

Now rewatching Vampyr (1932). Nothing but horror classics tonight #Filmsky 📽️

Now watching The Silence of the Lambs. This was one of my favorite movies when I was younger and I saw it so many times back then that I think I've let a whole decade lapse since I last saw it #Filmsky 📽️

Another contributing factor to this were my aunts/uncles who pocket watched everyone. If somebody had a car/home/clothes that didn't meet their standards, they were ridiculed for being poor. If anybody had anything nice, that meant they were rich and stuck up and had it easy. You could not win.

Tenebrad@bradislove.bsky.social · 3d ago

The idea of spending a little bit of money (26 whole dollars!) on an experience that doesn't have a clear return on investment is so foreign to him. I wonder how I grew up with so much anxiety around money and a ludicrous sense of guilt over spending money on anything non essential

Just told my dad I was going to the zoo tomorrow and his response was "Why?" so I explained to him that people go to zoos to look at animals. Then he asked me how much a ticket costs and helpfully explained that it cost half that last time he took me several decades ago when I was a child.

I need to make a vasectomy appointment

Tenebrad@bradislove.bsky.social · 4d ago

Now watching The Goonies (1985). I feel like everyone my age loves this movie but I just don't give a shit about the dang Goonies. Some of my coworkers were acting like I was ridiculous for not liking it the other day, so I'm doing my best to open my heart and let the Goonies in #Filmsky 📽️

Now watching The Goonies (1985). I feel like everyone my age loves this movie but I just don't give a shit about the dang Goonies. Some of my coworkers were acting like I was ridiculous for not liking it the other day, so I'm doing my best to open my heart and let the Goonies in #Filmsky 📽️

Saw this trailer the other night, and I still can't believe we're finally getting a Metroid movie and they're basing it on THAT game