( the jets engines rumble , wings twitching with annoyance as he waves his servos dismissively , muttering beneath his breath as he stomps off back to his desk to sulk and continue his blue prints . )

ɢᴜɪᴅᴇʟɪɴᴇꜱ .@stressedbureaucrat.bsky.social · last yr.

⠀ cease your activities until you have found a purpose for them . that is my advice . ( ultra magnus holds a servo up, almost like that of a dismissive gesture -- ) good day . ( because it was . ) ⠀

suspended upside down from the ceiling , he’s working on his latest project .

( that has the scientists wings drooping , optics flitting to glance away ) hff .. whatever whatever ..

ɢᴜɪᴅᴇʟɪɴᴇꜱ .@stressedbureaucrat.bsky.social · last yr.

⠀ cruel ? can you say that when your experiments cause the injuries of others ? i didn’t think so . ( shake of their helm . . . ) ⠀

ughhhhhhh ! that is so boring though , to put such a limit on my capabilities is just cruel ! ( the jet chirps , dented wings twitching as he lets out a huff . and no , he absolutely isn’t working under a license . but no one needs to know that . )

ɢᴜɪᴅᴇʟɪɴᴇꜱ .@stressedbureaucrat.bsky.social · last yr.

⠀ i would hope that such things do not repeat themselves . if i were to get noise complaints once more, you do know what that looks like for your license, correct ? ( you ARE working under a license . right brainstorm ? . ) ⠀

Checkmate, fruit.

… that is a good question … I haven’t decided yet , clearly not anytime soon though seeing as it failed to work on !

ɢᴜɪᴅᴇʟɪɴᴇꜱ .@stressedbureaucrat.bsky.social · last yr.

⠀ . . . and when exactly do you plan on using this . . . ‘ bomb ‘ ? . ⠀

/ holds this out to you all

mmmm full of weapons .

creating a bomb that would temporarily disable mechs in the vicinities circuitry rendering them incapacitated .. ( he mutters , squirming slightly )

ɢᴜɪᴅᴇʟɪɴᴇꜱ .@stressedbureaucrat.bsky.social · last yr.

⠀ now . enlighten me on . . . what exactly were you doing before i entered ? . ⠀

( the seeker lets out a yelp as he’s tugged free from the vents , wings dented from how he’d forced himself into the vents . ) ow —

ɢᴜɪᴅᴇʟɪɴᴇꜱ .@stressedbureaucrat.bsky.social · last yr.

⠀ hold on . ( ultra magnus enters the lab fully now . taking long strides to where brainstorm . . . resides in the vent ( s ) . an arm shoots out to yank brainstorm out with precise . . . yanking experience . not ultra magnus' first rodeo . if you could even call it that . ) ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐀⠀⠀𝐍͟𝐎͟𝐍⠀⠀ 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐁𝐀　. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

"Please don't thank me, I did it because I wanted to more than anything."

"Lookin' for a fight? You got one!"

" I... am not your boss. I am your KING!"

.. yes .

( silent .. ) maybe ..

uh … yeah. … sure lets uh — let’s go with that !! ( oh his wings ache .. he’s starting to regret cramming himself into the vents , not that he’ll admit it out loud of course !! ) er —

/ “ oh god brainstorm in the vent “ HELPOP

( peering down at the other from where he’s crammed himself into the vent , optics narrowed . there’s a decent amount of soot around the lab , most likely from the explosion . ) Hmph ..

the booms — oh ! they were nothing to big , nothing to worry about !! at all !! ( his wings are a little battered , the vent as well . )

go away you spoilsport !! ( he quips , finally managing to weasel his way into the vents )

brainstorm isn’t here right now !!! ( SQUEEZING HIMSELF INTO THE VENTS )

( SQUIRMING , WINGS TWITCHING , ATTEMPTING TO FORCE THE REST OF HIS FRAME INTO THE VENT . )

( FLEEING TO THE VENTILATION SYSTEMS !! GETTING STUCK , WINGS TO BIG 💧 )

( from a certain someones lab of course !! )

( FIVE BIG BOOMS !! 💥💥💥💥💥 )

ᴡᴇ'ᴠᴇ ᴀᴄʜɪᴇᴠᴇᴅ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ!🔥

( evil fucked up rabid noises )

( mwheeheheheehehehehe )

( in possession of an explosive . )