There was a time i was pissed at some wriolette fans for policing my btm wrio works, and i said "these ppl act like theyre literally wriothesley or smth, like im making THEM bottom 😒" but the gag is it was actually ME who had an alter piloting wrio (who is VERY passionate about bottoming,)

My mom loves saying stuff about me being a system like "you know, for you guys, there are multiple of u, but for me, im just one" like uh huh girl im sorry to break it to u but ur def a system, too 😭😭 She sounds just like me before i realized i was a system like pls... 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

I wish I could quit my job for a few months and just write smut. Like i would love to create but unfortunately all my braincells go to my job and my health and i cannot get into creating when i only have an hour per day to reasonably do so 😭💔

Me reading my therapist's notes about how intense my amnesia is like "🙄 nuh uh" meanwhile every session i start off like "damn what even happened this week.... uhhh.... idk lemme see if anyone wrote anything down.... 😬"

Being able to witness in real time just how intense my amnesia is is so unserious bc wdym i cant rmbr major events that literally Just happened a few days ago 😭😭

I fear i only just now figured out it is in fact autumn. 😭

Bro wdym it's already October 1st.... 💔💔

Bro dialed my insurances number wrong and accidentally started talking to a series of scammers. Luckily I didn't give them any actual useful information but like bro leave me alone 😭😭

Every time I find out my package is being shipped by FedEx I fall to my knees and howl at the moon in agony (I fucking hate FedEx)

Got the galaxy flip 8 and finding it v cutesy and unserious to use this tiny phone screen rn 😭😭

I like when older women call me pet names like honey and sweetie cause that means they see me or hear my voice on the phone and are just like "wow I feel maternal toward u" and then shower me with endearment

I feel like the people have forgotten the glory of femboys and I'm terrified that this means I must once again step up to the plate to keep myself fed 😔

Y'all.... I keep paying w cash at fast food places and istg the kids these days do NOT know how to count change omg 😭 Total $9.36, I gave her $10, she hands me back 6 dimes, a nickel, and 2 pennies ??? 😭😭😭😭 Baby the change was supposed to be $0.64..... 😭

Listening to the stream vod my British alter did and I just have to say.... What the fuck is this man saying 😭😭⁉️⁉️

I saw a tiktok earlier of someone scratching their cat's scratch post with them to bond so i tried it with my cat and he climbed ferociously up the side of his cat tower breaking his neck just to come and slap my hand off HIS scratch post 😭😭😭😭👋🏽 Like BYE i was trying to bond with u???? 😭⁉️

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Xy ∞@brainrotexe.bsky.social · 7mo ago

My boss just walked past me shivering cold from his smoke break and as our eyes met he tried to say "hi xy" but bc he was so cold it came out all breathy and sensual and whispered like "x-xy..." Like ?:!/!;!3; 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Instead of posting here, my headmates and I have just been yapping at each other on a fake twitter-style notes app to increase our communication 😭😭 here is an OOC peek at the whimsy being missed out on

After years of writing fanfic as a virgin, I am now proud to announce that it is in fact true that bottoming feels incredible That is all 🙏🏼

Aaaaaa I'm going to see my gf for the first time this week 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 !!!!!

Using a notes app that looks like twitter to communicate btwn alters is honestly the best but then that means waking up to tweet threads of ur yaoi alters fucking each other using your body and then YOU have to blush abt it bc wth 🫣🫣⁉️

In honor of Dolly Parton's memory, I am reopening charity commissions for 1 week until September 2nd. I will write 100 words for every $5 you send to Dolly Parton's Imagination Library up to a maximum of 2k. Y'all know my fandoms at this point. Links to the google sign up and the charity below.

Just realized my profile picture is STILL my unfinished ass art of wriothesley 😭😭

Bro maybe I rly do have amnesia cause not me checking my alters notes to each other from YESTERDAY and not rmbring them at all 😭😭

Someway somehow, I will convince the yaoiful men in my brain to find time to get to work and detail what they want to do to each other via writing smut. ...mostly because I wanna read it. But also bc it'll be fun to embarrass the tsundere 😋😋

Guys I'm gonna see my gf in person for the first time in 2wks wtf 😵‍💫😵‍💫🫣😳🤯

Apparently they are now "trial boyfriends" bc the tsundere one is too shy (and OCD) to risk becoming Real Boyfriends 😭😭😭

Xy ∞@brainrotexe.bsky.social · 3mo ago

My gf watching my alters yaoi-maxx right in front of her while she cheers them on 😭😭

My gf watching my alters yaoi-maxx right in front of her while she cheers them on 😭😭

Yes I voluntarily put myself in the cuck chair 🤨 Why wouldn't I??

Sometimes when talking to an elderly person on the phone at work it's like wow you never found out you had adhd huh 😭😭

Finds out I grew up in a cult and every strict rule I've ever been brainwashed with is a lie so i immediately book a flight to go see my girlfriend soon bc IM FREEEEEE 😝😝😝🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉🎉