nobody brings up how hard the birthday card artist industry got annihilated by AI
Braith
@braith.bsky.social
Director of Photography for The VelociPastor 2 and some other dumb internet vids
I shot this lil promo with my extremely talented buds in our new production company, Unknown Film Organization for our other extremely talented buds’ new non-profit and new expo for indie comic artists in Brooklyn later this year! It’s gonna be fuckin tight and y’all should apply now! Please share!
Brooklyn Expo of Comics@bkexpocomics.bsky.social · 4mo agoBrooklyn Expo of Comics (BEC) is a new 2-day comics festival that will take place November 14-15 in Williamsburg. Natalie, @benpassmore.bsky.social, and @adamtots.bsky.social all say this will be Brooklyn's best fest yet. Applications are now LIVE for BEC until May 17, link in bio to apply!
I like when a movie opens with text like: Listen, you have to understand at the time this movie takes place the names ‘Hamnet’ and ‘Hamlet’ were interchangeable. If you don’t accept that now this whole things is not gonna work.
don’t ever show me a little monkey whose only companion is a plush monkey
Very proud to present the official trailer for THE VELOCIPASTOR 2!!!!!
The VelociPastor 2 Trailer is now live. We’ve been working very hard on this movie. Sharing and liking the vid helps us out a lot if you have a second to spare 🙇🏻♂️
The VelociPastor 2 | OFFICIAL TRAILER
YouTube video by Velocipastor - the Movie
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If I don’t have to download a new app and create an account I’ll use once I’m probably not going to your party
Looking up at the night sky and pointing out a starlink satellite to my kid as if I think it’s cool and worth his attention
Kinda cool, they announced there’s going to be more overhead storage available than usual and gave us 20 minutes to find any extra bags we wanted to take on the plane.
When the person in front of me in the drive through puts their car in park to order you know I’m gonna be in a bad mood for the next few minutes.
Hold da door. Hold door. Hodor. Once again getting pissed off thinking about everyone getting emotional over this writing. Dumb fucks.
Please, aspiring filmmakers, do not buy any camera or do anything that is not “Netflix-Approved”
truly genius move to market your theater so militantly against the idea of distractions that the consumer who would attach to that sentiment turns a blind eye to your primary business model being rooted in distraction like lights illuminating the lower half of your periphery while staff crawl around
Everyone is either proclaiming they are or are not buying a Switch 2. Very interesting times.
Sitting outside listening to the birds and thinking “damn some of these guys sound just like the squeak when twisting a screw into a hard piece of wood.”
There is not a group more persecuted than guys who want to be called artists using AI image generation.
Streaming Company Staff at their meetings tomorrow: “Now it’s a bummer that we weren’t personally thanked during any speeches but remember we’re some of the most important people in bringing these films and shows to life. Without us there’s nothing. Art would simply die without Jim in marketing.”
If I got in the Criterion closet I’d spin around super fast and see how much shit I could knock off the shelves