Brandt Gaches

@brandt-gaches.space

Disabled astronomer/astrochemist. Emmy Noether group leader @ University of Duisburg-Essen.

The worst part about changing the morning alarm sound to Sam Reich singing the "Count the Rice" song from this past week's Game Changer on @dropout.tv is having to wait until the morning for the reaction. The best part is the "Really?!" after the realization hits first thing in the morning.

News You May Have Missed ⤵️ 3I/ATLAS Contains 30X More Semi-Heavy Water Than Comets In Our Solar System ALMA reveals interstellar comet’s home star system formed under far colder conditions than our own #RadioAstronomy #Astronomy #3iatlas #ALMA

3I/ATLAS Contains 30X More Semi-Heavy Water Than Comets In Our Solar System - National Radio Astronomy Observatory

The latest news from the NSF's National Radio Astronomy Observatory.

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July is #disability Pride Month worldwide. As I progress more into my academic career, I notice time and time again that many institutions usually will only do what is minimally legally required for accessibility, and minimally regard disability in terms of diversity. 1/

The disability pride flag. A charcoal grey flag bisected diagonally from the top left corner to the lower right right corner by five parallel stripes in red, pale gold, pale grey, light blue, and green

BlueSky #coffee people: a recent fire that impacted my flat caused too much smoke damage to my Timemore C2 grinder! So, I have to look for a replacement. Does anyone have any good recommendations for solid manual (or electric) grinders for filter strength? (There is, of course, just the C3...)

We had a car fire outside our house, impacting our flat this morning. I learned through this that a Mercedes hearse burns hot enough to melt/incinerate an aluminum bike, but not melt steel. The picture of our garage next to the car shows this - two ash piles from bikes in the metal garage!

Photo showing a garage destroyed by a fire, with two piles corresponding to bikes that were totally destroyed, and a metal frame of a cart.

Astronomy has a number of cursed units and conventions. While on my parental leave time, the lack of good sleep time has brought me to these new cursed units: 1 parmilliarcsec (pmc) = 1 kpc 1 parmin (pn) ~ 3438 AU 1 pardeg (pg) ~ 57 AU 1 parrad (pd) ~ 0.6421 AU Maybe this is why one needs sleep?

🔭 A cautionary tale for undergrads (and above!) using AI for #astro plots: our BSc student wanted to make a "quick" HR diagram showcasing M-dwarfs & thought some chatbot could make one and... well... ...extra credits are now offered to students who can correctly find all errors on cursedHR.png 🫠 🧪

A pathetic attempt by AI sloppery to make a HR diagram, generated by one of our BSc student, and shared here with their permission. Honestly, I can't even begin to explain all the deviations. Imagine a normal HR diagram but one that appears to you in a fever dream. It gets so much worse the longer you look at it. WHY IS THIS ALLOWED TO EXIST AAAAA

It makes me quite depressed when I see a paper whose abstract looks interesting and I load up the PDF and the introduction was clearly written by an AI model . Complete with garbage or weird citations and all! Especially when I see that even the methods section seems to be written by an AI model...

This week I had another horrifying experience with the SOCIALIST healthcare system in Germany! I needed new crutches for long term use. It took me 6 days to get my appointment (sure 2 were the weekend and 1 was a holiday, LAZY!!). They had the audacity to charge 5€ for them! For SHAME! (!sarcasm!)

It took me way longer than I care to admit, but I figured out how to get the journal style of DOI links in bibliographies in #typst. A combination of weird, janky hacks into the csl and regex matching in the template, but it seems to work! (The templates will be public if/when I get the ok!)

Example bibliography section of a Typst template showing links for the journal section of the reference that point to the DOI if it exists

The award for the most bizarre #coffee I've had yet now goes to this coffee from Concept. It actually smells of strawberry, which is a very bizarre experience. However, it is also one of the best coffees I've had in my office! Sadly, this one was a limited run, so I can't get it again!

A picture from Kofio for the container of the coffee concept of LOVE from Concept coffee roasters. Shows the tasting notes of vanilla, white chocolate, strawberries, chocolate-covered cherries, and amaretto. The container is a dark brown cylinder with a screw on top and a pink middle band saying "filter roast, concept of love".

Reminder! Just over one week left to apply to come to IPAC as a visiting graduate student! www.ipac.caltech.edu/page/graduat... We've got lots of great potential projects, including one option working with me and Aurora Kesseli on Pandora data! Click the link for more info and projects!

2027 IPAC Visiting Graduate Student Research Fellowship

IPAC at Caltech partners with NASA, NSF, JPL and the world-wide research community to advance exploration of our Universe.

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Apparently, arXiv has been looking into adding support for @typst.app! I had idle hands during a day off, so I wrote up a template for the Open Journal @ojastro.bsky.social that is fairly complete with features (see image). It can actually do a bit more than the LaTeX template, from Typst!

Screenshot of a new Typst template for the Open Journal of Astrophysics, highlighting the title block, abstract, and section headings.
Typst@typst.app · 5mo ago

Did you know that arXiv is exploring to add Typst? The world's largest preprint archive faces unique challenges to keep science open. Join arXiv veteran Norbert Preining and learn what's ahead for arXiv and Typst. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZl...

German is filled with wonderful compound words, like Handschuh (hand + shoe = glove) and Bahnhof, composed from Bahn + hoffen, to mean a place you go to hope your train arrives. And yes, me learning German means I can start to make bad jokes in both languages!

Reducing radio interferometer data for the first time. It makes my mind wander to cursed thoughts, such as convenient but cursed units. We use SI sometimes and abandon it other times, like km/s but also Msun/yr! But scaling Msun/Myr makes some things cleaner! Or how 1 pc/Myr ~ 0.98 km/s, hm neat! 🫪

I've been playing around exploring @typst.app quite a bit. It's been quite interesting to see how different it is from LaTeX, but I have definitely found it much easier to make what I want. I decided to remake a recent A&A paper I wrote, with a full template, and it came out pretty darn close!

Typst version of the Gaches 2020 A&A Letter paper "An analytic formalism to describe the Neff(H)-nH relationship in molecular clouds"