Hey @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social, remember when you scoffed when I said Dateline originally "all crime, all the time"? I found my transcript I order EONS ago when I was writing my manuscript. Scoff again. I dare ya! 😘
Brandy Alexandre
@brandyalexandre.bsky.social
Official account of 80s porn star and ex-partner of John "Buttman" Stagliano. I'm not on Xitter! Report impersonators. My tip jar: https://gofund.me/8e74691f3
Here's the uncovered picture from Naked City when I won SECOND place. Bastards! LOL! I blame John Matuzak, the unfortunate judge that day. Probably around 1986.
My heart goes out to the sailors aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln. During Operation Desert Storm, I had a number of sailors write and join the BAAA, saying I was sort of a mascot—a bit of comfort while they were deployed. I'm still thinking of you! Things will get better!
Part one of my interview with @therialtoreport.bsky.social is up! Enjoy! www.therialtoreport.com/2026/08/16/b...
Brandy Alexandre – 2000 Days, Part 1: Podcast 169 - The Rialto Report
Adult film performer Brandy Alexandre always turned up at unexpected times and in unexpected ways. She shares her memories about why.
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John Stagliano in his natural habitat. Messy room, on the phone while getting dressed (never wore underwear). And of course a depiction of my effect on him. LOL!
Me and Eric Edwards in "Making Tracks," the only time I was nominated for Best Sex Scene.
Here's the pic I posted on IG without the star. Images of me before I started shaving are rare. You should be able to see. 😊 It's an early image probably from 1985-ish.
What movie is this from? Seriously, I'm asking because I don't know.
Actually topped out at 112°F. When I worked at #LakeMead, we had handouts listing the ground temps compared to air temps for different surfaces to bring awareness to help pets. I think I need a yard sign.
I just saw someone walking their dog, and I could tell it was hurting. I wanted to go full Karen on them. Wish I had.
Had a very tasty cobb salad lunch at the senior center. That seems so weird to say, but yes—Brandy Alexandre goes to the senior center. Haven't started the line dancing or anything yet. LOL! Just the gym and free lunch.
The weather gods smiled upon me today, and covered the scorching sun, and sprinkled a little moisture, so I could enjoy a 3.5 mile walk at 6:30 this morning in *only* 80 degrees for my birthday. I might be able to do it all weekend.
On my fitness journey the last couple of years, I haven't had alcohol. I just bought my old vodka to make vanilla extract, and couldn't resist doing a shot. While I still love the flavor, it hit fast and hard, and I gulped some Rockstar and ate a fried chicken wing trying to get rid of it. LOL!
I think my cactus is giving me the finger. Actually, I'm glad to see the new growth. I found it uprooted, shriveled and desperate at the side of a bike trail. I tried to bring it home, but got spiked. I went back up with a box to bring it home and see if I could save it. That was November.
I don't like to post hardcore because that's not what this account if for, but I mentioned Samantha Strong spitting out a cumshot over on IG, and I actually have a clip of it.
Yes, I bought Think!—a luxury even though my finances are grim—but they were on sale! (Famous last words.) I mean, $5.99 is CHEAP for a box of 5. At least I only bought 2 boxes. And now I know the universe is not mad at me for doing it—one of the boxes had 6 bars in it. Score! 😁
I like this picture because it's so strange. It's from the Miss Nude contest at Naked City in 1987 (I'm pretty sure).
I thought this picture deserved to be uncovered. Night of the Stars 1990 (I think). Just a clipping from a magazine, but I like the caption.
Another #Caturday, another video of my water-obsessed cat, Tyson, trying to drink from the humidifier. This is just the end of the video. He did it for a long time as it collected on his face.😹 #BlackCat #CatsofBlueSky #Cats #CatMoments #CatMom #CatLife #CatLovers
I don't know why, but this is a favorite picture. It's from "Blowing in Style." Probably the eye contact.
Before there was "Brandy" there was a girl not terribly shy about posing for the camera.
Picture from the box for "Blowing in Style." I need to get that whole story posted. What a nightmare. LOL!
Making French butter. This bowl of cream will sit here on the counter until Wednesday. Then I shall churn it.
Posted some pics of me with short hair on IG at the request of someone. These pics were taken with a cheap webcam. Boobs were bigger because I was heavier. Wish I had them when I was working. LOL!
Tyson is fascinated with "outdoor" water. I was working on the drip lines in my grow bed, and he was trying to drink from it. He decided to just pull it up and use it like a garden hose. Didn't seem to care about getting wet—just happy with the water. #Caturday #Cats #CatsOfBlueSky #CatMom