An addition to my shauna gets sedated theory because I’m so shaunahat brained sometimes I also imagine Melissa being there to calm her down before she passes out when the plane takes off. Just like her keeping wilderness baby’s grave a secret she’s still just a decent person sometimes

Everyone look at them NOW!!!!!!

Melissa new skater fit ************ **** ***** *** *** ********* ** *** ****** ******* *** *** ***** ***** ***** *** ***** ** *****. Sorry

I think I’ve made my stance on Melissa very clear that I love her very very very much. But also imagine how good of a twist it would’ve been if they got everyone thinking Melissa was still alive with the “gen and Melissa got close to hannah” shit just for it to have been Gen instead

Thinking about how Melissa’s ears are now pierced almost the exact same as vans. Thinking thoughts. Butch brotherhood gets more and more real every day

JACKET!!!!!!

Realizing now that maybe the reason I never cared about the yellow filter is because I did my time in the ftwd mines and holy shit let me tell you you have not seen a yellow filter until you’ve seen ftwd s7

0 days since yj fandoms last seething hatred for bisexuals it never fucking ends with you people

All this discussion of the cafeteria group and not once have I seen someone mention that van seems to have empty taco shells on her plate

Auuauughhhhhgh Gen begging Melissa to out her out of her misery and then Melissa internalizes it and brings it back and begs Misty to kill her aughaghagahagahagahggghgh

Okay okay okay. That’s def Melissa with the syringe because it’s the same shirt as those pictures? Videos? That sammi posted. I’m thinking maybe Mel does actually attempt and Misty saves her and then Mel fakes her death later. Which brings me back to this enlightened post from months ago

branwencoded | the natsix yapper@branwencoded.bsky.social · 7mo ago

It is so easy to explain Misty not even thinking to investigate Melissa’s body not being found if she just already believed Melissa was suicidal. Like when it happens Misty’s just like “oh she actually went through with it” it’s so simple. Misty isn’t omnipotent

Not talking about Gen rn I’m mourning. At least let her ghost hang out plea

I’m actually being so for real this rules so fucking much if it wasn’t for skater boy Melissa I would probably be rocking this is my icon for the rest of the season. Tai fans we are feasting

branwencoded | the natsix yapper@branwencoded.bsky.social · 3d ago

Very very very intrigued by whatever this is about

At risk of getting killed Shauna’s jacket is brand new and obviously isn’t the same one we’ve seen in other promo so like. What if it’s Melissa’s………… please……………….

Whatever the fuck Melissa is wearing in that scene with her akilah van and shauna is driving me fucking crazy she looks so fucking good I’m clawing at the walls the layers the baggy pants the jewelry please please please pl

Very very very intrigued by whatever this is about

Okay walk with me here. Mel is already suicidal pre rescue and threatens tai with the knife to goad her or someone else into killing her

Akilahs teaser is freaking me the fuck out because they’re almost definitely killing her post rescue god bless fly high you beautiful angel

TOMORROW!!!!!!

Okay now I’m seeing posts that are just weirdly antagonistic towards tai. I think we can just be on Melissa’s side without that happening

I was already kinda on the taihat train after last season so seeing everyone else get on board now is so funny. One of us one of us one of us

Ooooooo yellowjackets season 4 you wanna have Melissa show up to Shauna’s wedding post fake suicide and Shauna sees her and thinks it’s her ghost but it’s not oooooo you wanna do that so bad

IVE FINALLY DONE IT

Okay I don’t know how long ago it was but I made an entirely *** censored post about how badly I want everyone in s4 to just constantly be pissing Melissa off because Jenna looks good when she’s mad and every day my dream comes closer and closer to being reality

COME ONNNNN TAIHAT. PLEASE BASHLEY YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO DO THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUBY!!!!!!!!! MY BELOVED

People on Twitter will just say anything

Just checked back in on my tomodachi life island after forever and Lottienat have a child now I guess

Still endlessly funny that shauna confronts tai about the cards and asks who it was supposed to be like…. Girl………. Just add 1. Literally just 1 space over surely you know how to count that high

Yuppppppp tai finding vans body is still the closest this show has ever gotten to making me cry