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he/he 20s 🚨CATBOY CONTAINMENT ZONE🚨

On their hw roadtrip I think arvi is spending every night at the camp writing detailed daily reports to hand in and stinien gets increasingly annoyed about it bc. Sure he’s not going to do it but that doesn’t mean they should feel the need to instead

“But… we’re both boys” is such an integral part of the yaoi experience to me that I would never want to avoid it with arvistinien but I do fear that estinien is such a simple man it would not be a problem. Gets a single gay thought and he’s like huh.. i guess we doin guys now

I kinda talk about straight ships like homophobes do gay ones like why can’t they just be friends??? Can a man and a woman not be friends????? And in many ways I do think I am morally correct for that ESPECIALLY if the guy has a crush on her bc that sort of expectation on women is so harmful

They do really well in packed taverns where they can blend into the background and remain unseen when they sit so close. one of them always ends up with an arm around the other and the noise of everything is a perfect excuse to talk directly in eachothers ears and they’re so close they Could kiss

There’s nothing nonchalant about when stinien kisses arvi and it never will be bc he is Tall. He has to really think about what he’s about to do and there’s nothing he hates more than thinking so hard. Their pda is quietly glancing at eachother across the room and pissing everyone off

You read the ancient texts and the characters are like “no we can’t… we are both boys” and then you read the modern literature and it’s like “urghhhh the horrors of the male psyche, we can’t do this. we are both men.” And truly nothing has changed but everything is different

On a very basic level Arv and Zenos do understand eachother but on an even more basic one Zenos has no fucking clue bc the only time that cat felt joy and wanted to fight him and saw him as an equal was AFTER he helped in ultima thule. They were bored of him every second after he returned until then

I forgot about the last stand in sharlayan but in my defence I think that place would but up its own arse a little Times Arvi had had burger: • at the last stand in endwalker, they serve lean restaurant style burgers w not enough fat instead of the greasy shite. but Arvi Wants the grease (mid)

Coughing baby 🎉 DT DOWN🎉@bratswayne.bsky.social · 3mo ago

It is so sad Arvidr lives isolated in the forest. It must be so difficult to get burger n fries. Times Arvidr has had burger: • went as a family to tavern age 5 (special treat) and had one (life changing) • went to gold saucer age 25 (bizarre) and had one (overstimulating but equally life changing)